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Fred Flinstone reports on the ever-changing world of stocks, featuring Apple, Amazon, India, and the genius of Jim Cramer, with a side of good old-fashioned caveman confusion. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down, What's a Caveman to Do?

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:44
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Fred Flinstone reports on the crazy world of stocks, where Apple, Amazon, and even those fancy India ETFs are doing the Bedrock Boogie! image

Yabba Dabba Doo Stocks Up and Down Like Dino on a See-Saw!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:44
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David Gibbs, CEO of Yum Brands, boldly claims zero impact from Trump-era tariffs, sparking intergalactic skepticism and a craving for a Chalupa. image

Yum Brands CEO Claims Tariff Immunity: Is This Cosmic Confidence or Just Plain Crazy?

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:20
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European companies are raising prices on products sold to American consumers in response to U.S. import tariffs, impacting everything from luxury handbags to jet engines. Hulk not like expensive things! image

HULK SMASH PRICES! Europe Hikes Costs on US Goods!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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European giants are raising prices on goods sold to American consumers, from luxury handbags to jet engines, as a direct result of U.S. import tariffs, potentially hitting everyday Americans where it hurts. image

Uncle Sam's Wallet Feels the Pinch: European Companies Hike Prices in Response to US Tariffs!

Thu 01 May, 2025 04:01
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Borat reports on how Microsoft is navigating the confusing world of Trump's tariffs, and why they're not sweating it as much as other companies. Very nice! image

Great Success! Microsoft Not Worrying So Much About Trump Tariffs (Chenqui!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:35
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Japan's Central Bank plays it cool, holding rates steady amidst Trump's tariff tantrums and a wobbly global economy. Prepare for potential economic shenanigans! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Japan's Economy Dodges Trump Tariffs (For Now)

Thu 01 May, 2025 03:49
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Meta's Q1 results exceeded expectations, driven by AI advancements and strong user engagement, proving that even Zuckerberg's wildest spending sprees can have a method to their madness. image

Meta Crushes Earnings, AI Investments Paying Off (And I'm Totally Not a Robot)

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:12
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Meta's Q1 results reveal a surge in revenue and AI-driven engagement, despite looming economic uncertainties and regulatory hurdles. Is Zuckerberg finally cleaning his room? image

Meta's AI Gamble: Cleaning Your Room Before You Conquer the Metaverse

Thu 01 May, 2025 00:12
4 minutes to read

Agent J breaks down how Microsoft is playing it cool amidst Trump-era tariffs, proving software might just be the best weapon against rising costs. Spoiler alert: they're doing alright. image

Tariff Schmarriffs: Microsoft Dodges Trade Wars Like a Neuralyzer Blast

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:19
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