Headlines - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 3761 to 3770 of 3923 news articles

Recent market drops due to tariff introductions are causing investors to rethink their strategies, but financial advisors recommend sticking to a well-thought-out plan. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Are Your Investments in Danger?! Tariffs Threaten Your 401(k) Groovy Baby!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
2 minutes to read

Yo, check it! Mizuho says the tariff drama's got some stocks lookin' real good, like a fresh pair of Jordans on sale. Time to get your investment groove on! image

Tariffgeddon?! Will These Stocks Save Your Bank Account From Going POOF!

Mon 07 April, 2025 19:58
3 minutes to read

Kimbal Musk criticizes Trumps tariffs as a tax on American consumers, while Elon Musk spars with a Trump advisor, creating tension within the Musk empire. image

Elon Musks Brother Calls Trump High Tax President! Ay, Chihuahua!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:22
3 minutes to read

Donkey reports on General Motors unveiling a wild, electric Corvette concept car in England, signaling a potential return to Europe amidst trade tensions and EV adoption challenges. image

Holy Guacamole! GM's Cookin' Up a NEW Electric Corvette...But is Europe Ready?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
3 minutes to read

Bender reports on how hedge funds are betting against stocks as Trump's tariffs cause market chaos, potentially leading to a recession. Oh, and where's the beer? image

Trump's Tariffs Trigger Total Meltdown! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

Mon 07 April, 2025 19:01
2 minutes to read

Professor Dumbledore analyzes the recent market turmoil caused by tariffs and offers a wizard's perspective on potential future scenarios, with a dash of humor and financial wisdom. image

Is the Stock Market About to Vanish Like a Disappearing Cabinet?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read

Reports suggest upcoming tariffs may drastically increase the price of Apple's iPhone 16, potentially impacting consumers and Apple's market value. image

Get Over Here and Pay Up! Trump's Tariffs Could Make Your iPhone Cost More Than a Soul!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:12
3 minutes to read

Wall Street economists are worried that Trump's tariffs could trigger a recession, and even Jackie Chan is concerned! image

Is Trump About to Punch the Global Economy in the Face!?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:45
2 minutes to read

Apple's stock plunges as Trump's tariffs raise concerns about the company's reliance on China, potentially leading to price hikes or earnings cuts. image

Apple Stock Taking a Nosedive! Is Trump to Blame?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:06
3 minutes to read

Amid market crashes and global uncertainty, investors are turning to actively managed bond ETFs for higher returns, leaving passive bond strategies in the dust. image

OMG! Are Bonds the New Birkin?! You Won't Believe Where Smart Money is Headed!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:41
2 minutes to read