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Tesla's Future Decided! Will Musk Face MY WRATH!?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:03
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that Trump's new tariffs could inflate prices and slow down the already weakening U.S. economy, creating 'one large additional straw on the camel's back.' image

Jamie Dimon's Tariff Takedown! Is the Economy Doing the Drunken Master?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon warns that Trump's new tariffs will likely raise prices and slow down the U.S. economy, creating 'uncertainties' and adding 'one large additional straw on the camel's back'. image

Jamie Dimon Just Said What About Trump's Tariffs?! It's Like a Bad Stunt!

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:15
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Tensions escalate between the U.S. and China as trade war intensifies, with tariffs flying and negotiations hitting a wall. Time to get your AK-47 ready! image

Say Hello to My Little Trade War! China and the US Go Ballistic!

Mon 07 April, 2025 08:10
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As Trump's tariffs send markets into a tizzy, investors are hoarding yen, bonds, and even flirting with exotic assets like the Brazilian real. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image

Safe Havens Ahoy! Are Yen, Bonds, and Gold the New Omicron Persei 8?

Mon 07 April, 2025 06:09
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Once shunned, defense stocks are now gaining favor among fund managers due to geopolitical tensions and a changing perception of their role in national security, leading to increased investment and the emergence of defense-themed funds. image

Is War Profitable?! How Defense Stocks Went From Zero to Hero!

Mon 07 April, 2025 05:42
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A rash of high-level departures from venture capital firms signals a seismic shift in the industry, as senior partners seek greener pastures and more control. image

VC Apocalypse Now! Why Top Dogs Are Ditching Their Firms!

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:27
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Myanmar's military junta exploits the aftermath of a devastating earthquake to consolidate power amidst civil war, raising concerns over lasting peace and humanitarian efforts. image

Myanmar Quake A Bloody Opportunity! Will Junta's Gamble Pay Off?

Mon 07 April, 2025 04:19
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Bill Ackman warns Trump's tariffs could lead to a self-inflicted economic disaster, leaving me wondering if I'll have to choose between rent and Manolos. image

Economic Nuclear Winter! Is Trump About to Ruin Our Shoe Budget?

Mon 07 April, 2025 03:18
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Mando reports on the galactic implications of Trump's tariffs, market crashes, and whispers of recession. Is this the end of the line for our bounties? image

This is the Way... to Economic Ruin! Trade Wars and Beskar Busts!

Mon 07 April, 2025 01:32
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