Headlines - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 3741 to 3750 of 5471 news articles

Captain America investigates Elon Musk's concerns about the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation project, questioning whether it's a necessary upgrade or a case of government extravagance. image

Elon vs. The Fed: Is Two and a Half Billion Really Necessary, or is This Another Trick by Hydra?

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:09
2 minutes to read

Borat reports on Jefferies' daring stock picks amid market chaos, some good, some maybe not so good. Very exciting! image

Jefferies, Very Nice! Makes Brave Predictions in Crazy Market - Is Like Kazakh Wedding!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
2 minutes to read

Investment firm Jefferies goes against the grain, making bold predictions on stocks like e.l.f. Beauty and Monster Beverage, while waving goodbye to others like Voya Financial. image

Jefferies Make Big Kazakstan-Style Bet on Stocks, Very Nice!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:02
2 minutes to read

Mercedes-Benz is sidestepping those pesky Trump tariffs by building a new car in Alabama, proving that even corporations can be schwifty. image

Mercedes Dodges Trump's Tariffs Like I Dodge Responsibility Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read

Mercedes-Benz, in a move that's totally not because of Trump's tariffs (burp), is adding a new vehicle production line to its Alabama plant. Because, you know, 'local-for-local' and stuff. Totally organic, Morty! image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Mercedes Bends the Knee to Trump's Tariff Shenanigans!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is pushing the Trump administration for immediate tariff exclusions to protect small businesses and prevent an economic downturn. White House responds with a 'tax cut' instead. image

Hasta La Vista, Recession? Chamber of Commerce Demands Tariff Relief From Trump

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:58
2 minutes to read

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is askin' the Trump administration for tariff relief to save small businesses from a potential recession, but the White House seems tougher than Apollo Creed in the tenth round. image

Yo Adrian! U.S. Chamber Says Trump's Tariffs Punchin' Small Businesses in the Gut!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:58
3 minutes to read

Asmongold reacts to the latest unemployment claims data, dissecting the numbers, blaming New York, and questioning everything while maintaining a healthy dose of skepticism. image

Unemployment Claims SPIKE?! Is This the END of the American Dream? (Probably Not, But Let's RAGE!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:28
3 minutes to read

Unemployment claims unexpectedly rise, sparking concerns about the US economy. But don't worry, MrBeast's got you covered... with content! image

OMG! Is the Economy Broke?! Unemployment Claims SPIKE! (I'm Giving Away Jobs!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:28
3 minutes to read

JPMorgan upgrades Camping World, predicting a major stock surge after a recent dip. Is it time to invest in RVs and channel your inner glamper? image

OMG! JPMorgan Says Camping World is Like, Totally Fetch! ?? RVs, Profit Pivots, and No Tariff Drama!

Thu 01 May, 2025 11:31
3 minutes to read