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Levi's soars on outlook, health insurers jump on Medicare news, and a crypto company takes a wild ride – Katniss Everdeen reports from the arena of Wall Street. image

These Stocks Are on FIRE! Will Your Portfolio Survive?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:04
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Dwight K. Schrute reports on Ripple's massive acquisition of Hidden Road, a prime brokerage firm, and what it means for the future of crypto and traditional finance. image

Ripple Buys Hidden Road for 1.25 Billion Dollars! Is This Crypto's Beet-Fueled Revolution?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:08
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AI deepfakes are infiltrating the job market, with scammers using generative AI to create fake identities and secure employment, leading to potential security breaches and financial losses for companies. image

Say My Name...Or is it a Deepfake?! AI Job Scams Exploding!

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:00
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AI-powered scams are on the rise, with fake job applicants using deepfakes and fabricated credentials to infiltrate companies, posing serious security risks and financial threats. image

Giggity Giggity AI Fakes Are Stealing Our Jobs! Is Your Boss a Deepfake?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:00
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A new trade plan imposing steep tariffs on Cambodian goods may not bring manufacturing back to the U.S. as intended, instead threatening the Cambodian economy and potentially raising prices for American consumers. Oh, the humanity! image

Trump's Trade Tantrum! Is Cambodia Really Paying the Price?

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:17
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Cartman reports on Trump's tariffs on Cambodia and why it's totally lame and won't bring jobs back to the US, but will totally screw over poor people and raise prices for Americans. Respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys I'm Slapping Tariffs On Cambodia?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:17
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Yautja weighs in on Morgan Stanley's upgrade of Charles Schwab amidst recession fears, finding the stock a worthy prey in uncertain markets. image

Schwab Stock Upgrade Predator Says Its Time to Hunt Defensive Plays!

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:48
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Morgan Stanley upgrades Charles Schwab amidst economic uncertainty, citing defensive revenue streams and earnings growth potential. Is this really the Sulaco of investment firms? image

Recession Fears Grip Wall Street! Is Charles Schwab the Only Safe Bet?

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:48
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Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst a buyout, cost cuts, and a dash of financial wizardry. Can they escape the Shadow of retail woes? image

Walgreens Saved by a Wizard?! Shocking Turn of Events!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst privatization, cost cuts, and a challenging market landscape. Will they find their Triforce of Courage, Wisdom, and Power? image

Walgreens Just Pulled a Zelda! Is This Game Over?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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