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Apple's caught red-handed lying to the court about App Store fees, and now they're gonna pay! Respect my Authoritah! image

Apple Bites the Big One: Judge Calls 'Em Out for Being Total Douchebags!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:27
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This hunter breaks down the complexities of human car insurance, ensuring you're covered whether you're stalking prey or just avoiding a fender-bender with a Yautja. image

If It Bleeds, It Needs Insurance: A Predator's Guide to Earthling Car Coverage

Tue 29 April, 2025 17:06
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Ripley reports on the latest market madness: from Meta's 'social' grip to Musk's potential eject, it's a bumpy ride. Prepare for impact! image

Another Day, Another Apocalypse (in the Stock Market): Ripley's Top 10 Survival Tips

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:02
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Gandalf the Grey reveals the secrets of boosting your retirement savings with after-tax 401(k) contributions, a path to tax-free income for the wise investor. image

Fly, You Fools, Into Financial Freedom: A Wizard's Guide to 401(k)s

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:57
4 minutes to read

Financial advisors reveal a little-known 401(k) feature that could significantly boost your retirement savings, offering tax-free growth for savvy investors. image

Hyrule's Hidden Riches: Unlocking the Secrets of the After-Tax 401(k)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:57
3 minutes to read

Mario jumps into the world of pharmaceutical tariffs as Eli Lilly's CEO talks about bringing drug production back to the U.S., but isn't so sure about those pesky tariffs. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Saving America's Medicine, One Tariff at a Time!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:11
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Ordinary investors are bailing out Wall Street pros, proving that sometimes, the best treasures are found in unexpected places, even if they are losing money in the process. image

Retail Raiders to the Rescue! Amateurs Save Wall Street From Certain Doom (Again!)

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:12
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Looks like this Kohl's CEO got into some real trouble – conflicts of interest! Now they're lookin' for someone new to run the store. Yabba Dabba Doo! image

Yabba Dabba Doo-n't Do That! Kohl's CEO Gets the Boot!

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:09
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Captain Marvel breaks down Meta's stellar Q1 performance, proving even tech giants can handle a little cosmic uncertainty, with a dash of AI and a whole lot of 'Higher, Further, Faster' spirit! image

Meta's Quantum Leap: Earnings Soar Higher, Further, Faster Than Expected!

Thu 01 May, 2025 13:39
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Hulk gives his two cents (which are totally green, by the way) on Elon Musk questioning the Federal Reserve's $2.5 billion renovation. Is it a rip-off, or just a necessary upgrade? Hulk SMASHES the truth! image

Hulk SMASHES Elon Musk's Fed Reno Rant! Is It Wasteful or Worth It?

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:09
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