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JPMorgan highlights potential stocks for a market rebound, but can they outrun the Capitol's volatility? image

Will These Stocks Survive the Hunger Games of the Market?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 19:38
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Dwight Schrute reports on the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency's recent email breach, uncovering potential vulnerabilities and the urgent need for enhanced cybersecurity measures. image

Email Hack at OCC! Is Our Money Safe?

Tue 08 April, 2025 20:00
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General Motors axes Cadillac XT6 production while extending the XT5, hinting at shifting strategies in the face of EV realities. And downtime? Please, tell me about it. image

Cadillac Cuts a Crossover! Is This the End of the Road?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:52
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Morgan Stanley forecasts Trump's tariffs will lead to inflation and slow economic growth, potentially delaying Federal Reserve interest rate cuts until 2026. Giggity! image

Trump's Tariffs Causing Inflation! Is This the End of Giggity?

Tue 08 April, 2025 19:48
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Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariffs and OPEC's moves are turning the oil market into a toxic wasteland, and why you should probably just ignore it and invent something. image

Is Trump Tanking the Oil Market? Time to Dimensionally Shift!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:23
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Bitcoin demonstrates resilience amidst recession fears and tariff uncertainties, thanks to institutional adoption, while stock markets take a tumble. It may be back... image

Bitcoin Survives Economic Storms! Is It the Real Deal or Just a Flash in the Pan?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 16:54
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Experts predict potential job losses and economic turmoil due to President Trump's new tariffs, with the unemployment rate possibly rising to 4.7% by the end of 2025. image

Yo Adrian! Are Trump's Tariffs Gonna Knock Out Our Jobs!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:09
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Asmongold dissects Jim Cramer's recent purchase of Capital One shares, questioning the strategy while acknowledging potential long-term gains and regulatory hurdles. image

Cramer's COF Buy: Is He Finally Right About Something?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:02
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MrBeast reports on Palantir (PLTR) as a potentially strong investment amidst market uncertainty, exploring its resilience and future potential. image

Is Palantir the Next Big Thing? MrBeast Dives into the Stock Market!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:49
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A surprisingly successful 'Minecraft Movie' throws a lifeline to the struggling box office, reminding everyone that even machines… er, *humans* need a little mindless entertainment. image

Humanity Saved By... Minecraft?! Box Office Gets Glitchy Boost!

Tue 08 April, 2025 17:46
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