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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the Federal Reserve's decision not to lower interest rates and its potential impact on the S&P 500, with a healthy dose of dragonfire and political satire. image
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Winter is Coming... to the Stock Market! Will the Fed Save Us?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge ruled against the White House's attempt to bar Associated Press journalists from secure spaces, citing First Amendment violations. Is this a win for free press or just a temporary setback? image
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Trump's Media Ban Backfires Big Time! Judge Slaps Down White House!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge ruled against the White House's decision to restrict Associated Press journalists' access to secure spaces, citing First Amendment concerns, leading to a temporary stay pending a potential appeal. image
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Trump's Media Blackout FAILS! Judge Slaps Down White House Over AP Ban!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
  • 4 minutes to read
Market turmoil triggered by tariff wars allows Microsoft to reclaim its crown as Apple's dependence on China takes a hit, echoing past adventures where fortunes quickly turned. image
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Apple Loses the Ark! Microsoft Steals World's Most Valuable Company Title Again!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 20:51
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla CEO Elon Musk and former Trump advisor Peter Navarro are in a heated public spat over tariffs, as Tesla's stock faces significant losses. Could this be the end of the world as we know it? image
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Elon Musk Calls Top Trump Advisor 'Dumber Than a Sack of Bricks' and Tesla Stock Plummets! EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:18
  • 2 minutes to read
MJ breaks down the oil market's nosedive due to Trump's tariffs, OPEC's moves, and whether it's time to invest like a champion. image
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Trump's Tariffs Tanking Oil Prices! Is This My Chance to Buy the Bulls?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 19:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Dom Toretto breaks down how to use tax-loss harvesting to protect your family's financial future during stock market turbulence. image
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Family Protect Your Fortune Tax Loss Harvesting Secrets Revealed!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 18:38
  • 3 minutes to read
Broadcom announces a $10 billion stock buyback, signaling confidence amidst market turmoil, but is it enough to stave off the impending doom of economic uncertainty? (Spoiler alert: probably not). image
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Broadcom Buys Back Stock Are We All Doomed?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 19:52
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at how market volatility is impacting 529 college savings plans and what families can do to protect their investments, according to, eh, some experts. image
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Stock Market's Gone Sour! What's an Ogre to Do About College Savings?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 18:58
  • 3 minutes to read
Technology stocks take a nosedive, wiping out earlier gains as tariff worries escalate. Is this the end of the line for our AI overlords? image
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Is the Stock Market Going Haywire? Even My Tech is Worried!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 20:19
  • 3 minutes to read

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