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That's right folks, even with those pesky tariffs, the demand for data centers is still soaring high, quack-quack! image

Aw, Phooey! Data Center Demand is HOTTER Than My Temper!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:09
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Forrest Gump reports on the day's stock market swings: Meta's a hit, Eli Lilly's a miss, and the market keeps on truckin'. image

Run Forrest, Run! Stock Market's Like a Box of Chocolates!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:27
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Earnings reports from Microsoft and Meta boost CoreWeave's stock, suggesting AI infrastructure spending remains strong despite tariff concerns, but remember to stand up straight and tell the truth. image

CoreWeave's AI Ascent: Cleans Your Room Before You Criticize Its Tariff Tantrums!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:55
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Microsoft and Meta's strong earnings reports provide a lifeline to CoreWeave amid tariff concerns, but the Queen of Blades remains skeptical. image

CoreWeave Survives Trump's Tariff Threat: Hope Rekindled or Just a Temporary Zerg Rush?

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:55
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Agent J breaks down Microsoft's earnings surge, warning against assuming all Big Tech companies will follow suit, and reminds everyone to stay frosty. image

Microsoft's Stellar Earnings: Don't Go Bug-Eyed Expecting Everyone to be an Alien Superstar

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:37
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A Witcher's take on the IRS's view of gold ETFs as 'collectibles' and the 28% tax implications, because even monster slayers need to pay their dues. image

Geralt's Guide to Gold: Taxes, Trade Wars, and the Witcher's Winnings

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:24
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Montgomery Burns analyzes the corporate intrigue at Kohl's, where a CEO has been ousted for alleged conflicts of interest, amidst falling sales and strategic blunders. A perfectly cromulent disaster, if I do say so myself. image

Excellent! Kohl's CEO Bites the Dust! A Burns' Eye View

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:15
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Even with Trump's tariffs looming, Meta's profits are soaring like Milhouse on a sugar rush, thanks to ads and AI! image

Eat My Shorts, Recession! Meta's Makin' Bank!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:54
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Austin Powers breaks down the stock market's latest shagadelic moves, with a little help from Microsoft, Meta, and a whole lotta mojo, baby! image

Yeah, Baby! Market Gets Jiggy with Microsoft and Meta... Groovy!

Thu 01 May, 2025 15:57
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Yo, check it! Car sales went wild in April thanks to tariff fears, but is this party gonna last, or will it be a 'Parents Just Don't Understand' situation? image

Tariff-tastic! Car Sales Surge Like Jazz at a Bel-Air BBQ!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:24
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