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The Chase Sapphire Preferred Card is offering a massive 100,000-point bonus for a limited time, making it the perfect time to apply and travel in style… Giggity! image

Giggity! Chase Sapphire Preferred Card's Bonus is Back and Bigger Than Ever, Baby!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:02
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Stewie Griffin analyzes market rebound fueled by Meta and Microsoft, but warns of Trump's tariff terrors and fast-food follies. image

Victory Lap on Wall Street or Trumpocalypse Now?

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:47
3 minutes to read

That's right, Eric Cartman's got the inside scoop on Coca-Cola, and he's here to tell you why you should be lining your pockets with delicious, sugary profits, while PepsiCo is for losers! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Investing in Coke! (And You Should Too, Dumbasses)

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:58
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Low-cost carrier Ryanair threatens to ditch Boeing for Chinese COMAC amidst US tariff tensions, potentially reshaping the aerospace battlefield. image

Ryanair to Boeing: 'You Are One Ugly Motherf***er' (If Tariffs Fly)

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:42
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Gandalf the Grey examines the unsettling economic forecasts, pondering if a tariff-induced funk is merely a passing squall or a prelude to a deeper, more sinister economic winter. image

A Shadow of Doubt Looms Over the US Economy: Will the April Jobs Report Herald a New Mordor?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:04
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President Trump's new sanctions on Iran's oil sales send ripples through global markets, leaving everyone wondering if this is a game of chicken or a prelude to a new era. image

Hyrule's Economic Forecast: Trump's Oil Sanctions - A Link Between Worlds?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:21
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Mario dives into the recent market rollercoaster, explaining the wild ride for both stocks and bonds in April, and what investors can do to stay grounded. image

Mama Mia! Treasury Turmoil and Tariff Troubles! It's-a Me, Mario, Reporting Live!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:17
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Lara Croft investigates the turbulent financial markets of April, offering survival tips for retail investors facing stock and bond volatility. image

Raiders of the Lost Yield: Surviving April's Wild Market Ride!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:17
3 minutes to read

Fred Flinstone reports on Airbnb's slightly rocky first quarter, with a forecast that's got him feeling like he just dropped his Bronto-burger. image

Yabba Dabba Doo Downturn! Airbnb's Numbers Got Me Sayin' Uh Oh!

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
3 minutes to read

Fred Flinstone reports on Airbnb's slightly disappointing revenue forecast despite overall growth, and hints at exciting new app updates. Looks like even modern stone-age companies got the blues sometimes! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Airbnb's Revenue Forecast Got Me Saying, 'D'oh!'

Thu 01 May, 2025 20:26
2 minutes to read