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Microsoft and Meta's strong earnings ignite AI excitement, pushing past tariff worries and potentially resurrecting the tech rally. But is it a true return, or just another daring escape? image

AI Stocks Roar Back: Have Investors Found Their Courage, Or Just a Nine-Lives Potion?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:55
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy tries to calm investors' nerves about potential tariff impact, promising (sort of) to keep prices low. Bender isn't buying it. image

Bender's Take: Amazon Braces for Tariff Wars, Promises Cheap Crap (Maybe)

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:07
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Despite Trump's reservations, Mike Waltz is spotted using Signal to communicate with other officials, sparking questions and chuckles. image

Trump Team Plays Hide-and-Signal: Waltz's Encrypted Antics!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Despite Trump's public discouragement after the 'Signalgate' leak, White House officials like Mike Waltz are still spotted using Signal for encrypted communication, sparking more controversy. image

Get Over Here! Trump Officials Flout Signal Ban... Again!

Thu 01 May, 2025 21:14
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Amazon reports strong earnings but faces tariff headwinds, leaving investors in a state of 'drunken master' uncertainty. Time for some serious action! image

Amazon's Tariff Tussle: A Kung Fu Comedy?

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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Amazon's Q1 results beat expectations, but tariff woes and soft guidance send the stock into a spin – even I'm dizzy! image

Amazon's Tariff Tumble: Why Even a Kung Fu Master Can't Predict the Future!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
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Apple's Q2 earnings beat expectations overall, but the Services division was a tad underwhelming. Ace Ventura investigates the fruity financial details! image

Alllllrighty Then! Apple's Earnings: A Case of the Slightly Underestimated Services!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:08
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Apple's latest financial report is out, and while some numbers were smashing, others were a bit... well, like putting your trousers on before your underpants. image

Apple's Earnings: A Right Royal Mess? Teddy Thinks So!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:08
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Dwight Schrute reports on the U.S. Transportation Department's plan to combat air traffic controller shortages and modernize infrastructure. Beet juice may be involved. image

Bears, Beets, Airplanes: Schrute Solutions to Air Traffic Mayhem!

Thu 01 May, 2025 18:12
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The House votes to block California's ambitious plan to ban gas-powered car sales by 2035, sparking a debate over pollution, jobs, and the future of the auto industry. image

Republicans Pull the Plug on California's EV Dream: Is This Chemistry or Just Bad Politics?

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:00
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