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Jackie Chan humorously reports on Chevron's recent stock dip, profit decline, and repurchase plans amidst fluctuating oil prices, drawing parallels to action-packed movie scenarios. image

Chevron Tumbles! Is This My Cue for an Action Movie Rescue?

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:27
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Mongolia aims to boost its GDP by attracting 2 million tourists by 2030, investing heavily in infrastructure and connectivity. image

Elementary, My Dear Tourist: Mongolia's Grand Plan to Conquer GDP with Adventure!

Fri 02 May, 2025 07:55
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Euro zone inflation holds steady, defying expectations and leaving the European Central Bank in a precarious position amidst tariff uncertainties and economic shifts. By order of the Peaky Blinders! image

Bloody Inflation: Eurozone's Sticky Situation and Lagarde's Gambit

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:56
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Eurozone inflation remains stubbornly at 2.2%, sparking questions about rate cuts and leaving economists in a state of sartorial suspense. image

Euro Drama: Inflation's Holding Steady, Darling, Just Like My Love Life!

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:56
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The Irish DPC hits TikTok with a €530 million fine for sending user data to China, and I, Novak Djokovic, have some thoughts... and maybe a few gluten-free jokes. image

TikTok's Data Drama: Did They Just Double Fault?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:22
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Apple's latest earnings report beats expectations, but tariff concerns and a lackluster outlook have investors feeling like they've been through the Sarlacc pit. Analysts remain cautiously optimistic, because... credits will do fine. image

This is the Way... to Disappointment? Apple's Earnings Report a Galaxy Far, Far Away From Expectations

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:11
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Hermione Granger reports on the US-Ukraine minerals deal, the ongoing conflict, and the ever-elusive prospect of peace talks, with a touch of magical skepticism. image

Honestly, Is Peace Talk Progressing? US and Ukraine Minerals Deal: A Very Granger Perspective

Fri 02 May, 2025 09:24
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Despite a dip from last year, Shell's first-quarter earnings surpass expectations, fueled by strategic buybacks, proving they are not as soft as Ashton Kutcher. image

Shell's Profit: More Golden Tickets Than I Find Beet-Stained Nickels!

Fri 02 May, 2025 07:57
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Assistant Regional Manager Dwight Schrute dissects Shell's recent earnings report, finding surprising parallels between the oil giant's performance and the agricultural practices of Schrute Farms. image

Beets, Buybacks, and Big Oil: Shell's Q1 Earnings Report - A Schrute Farms Analysis

Fri 02 May, 2025 07:57
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China seems ready to embrace K-Pop again after years of unofficial bans, potentially boosting South Korean entertainment stocks and regional relations. Is this their way of saying, 'We're done when I say we're done'? image

Say My Name: China's K-Pop U-Turn - A Heisenbergian Comeback?

Fri 02 May, 2025 08:01
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