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Geralt of Rivia reports on the new 401(k) 'super funding' opportunity for older investors, offering a sardonic take on saving for retirement in a monster-filled world. image

Toss a Coin to Your 401(k): Witcher's Guide to Retirement Gold in 2025

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:04
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A look at how potential changes to the SALT deduction could disproportionately favor high-income individuals like yours truly. image

Excellent! Trump's Tax Tweaks Could Fatten My Wallet, Er, Benefit the Economy!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:32
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Bart Simpson reports on how JPMorgan's JEPI ETF helps investors chill out during market mayhem, offering downside protection and income like a perfectly timed prank call. image

Eat My Shorts, Market Crash! JEPI ETF to the Rescue!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:45
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Exxon Mobil's first-quarter earnings beat expectations despite falling oil prices, thanks to growth in the Permian Basin and Guyana, plus some rather nifty cost-cutting. Yeah, baby! image

Exxon's Groovy Gains: A Shagadelic Look at Big Oil's Q1!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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Exxon Mobil's Q1 earnings beat expectations but took a dip, and ya boy Will Smith is here to break it down, Banks family style. image

Exxon's Got That Money, But Is It Enough? Fresh Prince Takes on Big Oil!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:37
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Puss in Boots reports on the premarket pandemonium, where some companies dance with delight while others face the claws of market despair! image

Madness in the Market! Fortunes Rise and Fall Like a Cat's Nine Lives!

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:15
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Donkey here, giving you the lowdown on today's wild stock market swings – from Block's stumble to Duolingo's soaring success! Hold on tight, it's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Stock Market Rollercoaster! Is Your Portfolio Saying, 'Are We There Yet?!'

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:15
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Oppenheimer says AutoZone is a good investment during tariff stress, and Bender agrees because, hey, more money for booze! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Stock: AutoZone Gets Bender's Upgrade!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:35
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes Oppenheimer's upgrade of AutoZone, finding potential for growth amidst economic uncertainties and trade tensions. image

AutoZone: A Magical Investment Potion Against Tariff Troubles?

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:35
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The 'Oracle of Omaha' is set to address shareholders amidst economic uncertainty, tariff turmoil, and questions about Apple. Will he unleash his $334 billion fury, or remain a passive observer? Only time, and perhaps a few choice words, will tell. image

GET OVER HERE... To Omaha! Buffett's Berkshire Meeting Promises More Than Just Value Investing!

Fri 02 May, 2025 11:34
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