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The streaming giant's stock soars to record highs, leaving traditional media in the dust, while Netflix remains tighter than Link's tunic. image

Netflix Conquers All! Even Ganon Would Subscribe (Probably)

Fri 02 May, 2025 15:55
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Lionel Messi reports on how London's FTSE is enjoying a surprising rally amidst global market turbulence, fueled by a unique position away from U.S. tariff wars and a surge in defensive stocks. image

GOOOAL! Brexit Boost? London Stocks Score Big While Trump's Tariffs Flounder

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:35
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Luffy here, reporting on this Warren Buffett dude's super long treasure hunt and how everyone's lining up for a piece of the pie! Sounds like one heck of a party! image

Shishishi! The Oracle of Omaha's Treasure: 60 Years of Berkshire Hathaway Booty!

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:18
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Professor Farnsworth Explains How Even Freelancers Can Snag a Home Loan (Without Inventing a Doomsday Device...Probably). image

Good News Everyone! Self-Employed Mortgages Aren't Doomed (Yet)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 19:48
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As the Real ID deadline looms, concerns about data privacy and security swirl, but are these fears absolutely relative or justified in this ever-evolving digital universe? image

E=MC Real ID? A License to Worry, or Just Relatively Safe?

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:12
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Jinx here, reporting on the stock market's wild ride, from job surges to game delays, all with a sprinkle of chaos and explosions! image

BOOM! Stocks Up, GTA Delayed, and Reddit's Scraping Gold Mine - Jinx's Take!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:10
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Son Goku reports on American Airlines' new suites with sliding doors, a power-up move to battle rivals for high-spending customers, but will they be as strong as a Spirit Bomb? image

Kamehame-HA! American Airlines Goes Super Saiyan with Luxury Suites!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:00
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Peter Griffin reports on the potential toy shortage this holiday season due to ongoing trade tensions between the U.S. and China, leaving retailers and consumers in a pickle. image

Giggity Giggity...No Toys This Christmas Thanks to Trump's Trade War?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 14:19
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Donald Duck reports on the agonizing delay of 'Grand Theft Auto VI' and how it's sending investors and gamers into a tailspin, while pondering if this 'polish' is worth the wait! image

Aw, Phooey! Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed?! What in the Name of Corn is Going On?!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:45
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Forrest Gump reports on Spotify finally getting to show folks the price of music, thanks to a judge saying Apple needs to play nice. Kinda like when I had to share my bench. image

Apple Done Gone and Let Spotify Show Us the Money, Honey! Like Peas and Carrots!

Fri 02 May, 2025 13:44
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