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A comprehensive analysis of credit unions offering mortgage loans, highlighting the best options for various needs, from low rates to zero down payment programs. image

Credit Unions Offering Mortgages?! Highly Illogical Rates Revealed!

Wed 02 April, 2025 22:23
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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer warns of economic turmoil as Trump's tariffs hit consumers and investors, leaving even tech giants like Microsoft feeling the heat. It's enough to make you reach for a Butterbeer! image

Blimey! Even Muggles Are Feeling the Pinch! Is the Economy Going Voldemort on Us?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 21:04
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SpaceX, ULA, and Blue Origin snag massive contracts from the U.S. Space Force, but SpaceX takes the lion's share, leaving competitors scrambling, hmm? image

Space Race Victory! Musk's SpaceX Dominates Pentagon's $13.5 Billion Rocket Launch Bonanza!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:58
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A look at the recent market volatility caused by tariff concerns and a surprising bright spot: the potential resurgence of the housing market thanks to lower bond yields. image

Is Trump's Tariff Tango Causing a Market Meltdown? Or Is Housing About to Boom!

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:47
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Kim Kardashian weighs in on Howmet Aerospace's potential halt of shipments due to Trump's tariffs, exploring the potential impact on the luxury aerospace industry and, more importantly, her travel plans. image

OMG Is Trump's Tariff War Gonna Ground My Private Jet?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:50
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Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warns that Trump's tariffs could lead to inflation and slower growth, leaving the Fed in a holding pattern until the economic impact becomes clearer. Is this the simulation breaking? image

Jerome Powell Just Admitted Trump's Tariffs Could Send Us to Mars (or Worse!)

Fri 04 April, 2025 17:39
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Jonathan Braun, a convicted drug dealer and predatory lender pardoned by Donald Trump, faces new charges and jail time after a series of alarming arrests. image

Trump Pardon Recipient Runs Wild! Is This the End of Second Chances?

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:43
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Two Wall Street firms slash S&P 500 targets amidst Trump's tariff rollout, sparking market uncertainty and a potential correction. Time to drink my own pee? image

Wall Street PANICS! Is Your Portfolio About to PLUMMET?

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:48
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The SEC clarifies its stance on certain stablecoins, sparking debate over interest payments and potential legislation. Will this new world benefit the Vikings, or will it be another blood eagle? image

By Odin's Beard! SEC Says Some Stablecoins Not Securities! What Does This Mean for Vikings!?

Fri 04 April, 2025 23:10
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CNBC's Jim Cramer unleashes his fury on the White House, claiming trade policy is driving stocks straight to Tartarus. image

Boy, Did This Fool Just Crash the Market?! Cramer Sounds the Alarm!

Fri 04 April, 2025 19:54
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