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Despite tariff tensions and growth concerns, the stock market enjoys an unexpected surge, leaving analysts both impressed and slightly bewildered. Seems like someone's been playing their cards right. image

Shaken, Not Stirred: Wall Street's Winning Streak Defies Economic Turbulence

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:03
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Amidst tariff turbulence, global stock markets are experiencing an unexpected rally, leaving analysts both impressed and slightly bewildered. 007 investigates... image

Shaken, Not Stirred: Wall Street's Winning Streak Defies Economic Gravity!

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:03
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Homer Simpson reports live from the Berkshire Hathaway shareholder meeting, where the bargains are plentiful, the Squishmallows are squishy, and the chocolate is...well, chocolate! image

Mmm, Berkshire Bazaar of Bargains! Buffett Swag, Squishmallows, and Chocolate...Doh!

Fri 02 May, 2025 21:17
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Homer Simpson reports live from the Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting, where plush toys, chocolate, and claw machines are stealing the show. Mmm, bargains! image

Doh! Berkshire Bazaar Has More Bargains Than I Have Brain Cells!

Fri 02 May, 2025 21:17
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Gordon Ramsay weighs in on United Airlines' decision to slash flights at Newark Airport due to FAA staffing and tech issues, calling the situation a 'bloody disgrace' and demanding immediate action. image

Newark Airport is Raw! United Airlines Cuts Flights Amidst FAA Fiasco!

Fri 02 May, 2025 22:19
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Big shoe companies whine about my amazing tariffs, but I'm making America great again, one shoe at a time! They should be thanking me! image

Fake News Shoes! Shoe Companies Cry 'Existential Threat' Over My Genius Tariffs!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:55
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The Trump administration's proposed budget slashes NASA's funding, shifting focus to Mars with a $1 billion boost, while SpaceX stands ready to launch humanity into the Red Planet. image

Trump's Gamble: NASA's Budget Cuts Send Agency to Mars, Leave Moon Dust Behind!

Fri 02 May, 2025 19:39
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The stock market's wild ride continues with trade talks, jobs reports, and the looming Fed. Will it all crash and burn, or will there be a punchline? image

Why So Serious About the Stock Market? Trade Deals and Twisted Smiles!

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:20
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Klaus Schwab addresses the postponement of GTA VI, framing it as a necessary pause in the face of unprecedented creative ambition and market dynamics, while assuring stakeholders of continued growth and innovation. image

Grand Theft Auto VI Delayed: A Minor Setback on the Road to Global Transformation!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:38
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Indiana Jones reports on the agonizing delay of Grand Theft Auto VI, dissecting the impact on players, investors, and the entire gaming industry with a touch of archaeological humor. image

Great Scott! GTA VI Delayed: Another Year Before We Can Steal Cars in Vice City!

Fri 02 May, 2025 17:38
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