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Analyzing the unexpected impact of Trump's tariffs on the US dollar, as investors grapple with recession fears and a weaker greenback than pre-election. image

Trump's Tariff Tango! Is the Dollar Doing the Recession Rumba?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:13
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Axelrod dissects the Trump administration's baffling decision to lay off USAID workers in Myanmar amidst a devastating earthquake, questioning motives and highlighting the void left by American leadership. image

Trump Gutted Aid to Earthquake Victims?! Is This Peak Incompetence or Just Plain Cruel?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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Axelrod's scathing take on the Trump administration's handling of disaster relief in Myanmar, where aid workers were laid off amidst the earthquake crisis, leaving the US looking like chumps on the global stage. image

Trump Administration Fires Aid Workers During Earthquake Relief! Are We Really This Heartless?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
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Pope Francis makes a public appearance in a wheelchair after a bout of double pneumonia, leaving everyone wondering what's next. image

Holy Guacamole Pope Spotted in Wheelchair! Is This the End?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 09:50
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President Trump's strategic tariffs on foreign cars are already making waves, as Jaguar Land Rover pauses U.S. shipments to reassess their game plan. MAGA! image

Jaguar Land Rover Surrenders to Trump's Genius Tariffs! Are They Caving Already?

Sun 06 April, 2025 10:03
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Master Chief breaks down the stock market's recent turmoil and highlights potential rebound opportunities, but warns investors to proceed with caution. image

Oversold Stocks Ready to BOOM! Is Your Portfolio Ready?!

Sat 05 April, 2025 13:03
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A look at the new tariffs imposed by the U.S. and their potential impact on the global economy, analyzed from a Dark Knight's perspective. image

Gotham's Economy About to Get Darker! Is Trump's Trade War the Joker's Ultimate Prank?

Sat 05 April, 2025 20:31
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Nationwide protests erupt against Trump and Musk's policies, with demonstrators demanding 'Hands Off!' on social security, human rights, and more. Is this the start of a new revolution, or just a lot of hissing? image

Holy Guacamole! Trump and Musk Under Attack by Angry Mobs!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:56
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Donkey here, reporting on a real head-scratcher: A man wrongly deported and the government acting like they’ve got onion breath. Get the full scoop! image

Can You Believe It?! Government Plays Hot Potato With a Poor Guy's Life!

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Bender Bending Rodriguez breaks down the baffling formula behind Trump's tariffs, revealing economists are more confused than I am at a ??????? convention. image

Economists are Dumber than a Doorknob! Trump's Tariffs Explained (Sort Of)!

Sat 05 April, 2025 17:23
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