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Jackie Chan weighs in on JPMorgan's upgrade of Wendy's stock, finding the humor and opportunity in the fast-food chain's potential comeback. image

Wendy's Stock: From 'Who Am I?' to 'I Am Jackie Chan!' According to JPMorgan

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:09
2 minutes to read

The Social Security Administration dials back its overpayment recoupment rate from 100% to 50% for some, leaving beneficiaries still feeling the pinch. Can we get a 'CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG!' for some real solutions? image

ALL RIGHTY THEN! Social Security Backpedals on Benefit Clawbacks - But is it Enough?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:19
3 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on Hinge Health's journey from cockroach mascots to a daring IPO amidst market chaos, with a dash of Bean-style bewilderment. image

Bean There, Gone Public: Cockroaches and IPOs! Whaaat!?

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read

Sunoco's acquisition of Parkland promises to reshape the fuel distribution landscape, raising questions about cleaner fuels and corporate power. image

Hasta la Vista, Gas Prices? Sunoco Swallows Canadian Rival in $9.1B Fuel Frenzy!

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:53
2 minutes to read

Tony Montana reports on Major League Soccer teaming up with EA Sports for mobile streaming, and he's got a few things to say about it, you know? image

Say Hello To My Little Soccer Streaming! MLS and EA Team Up!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
3 minutes to read

Ahoy! A report on the market's latest escapades, from Buffett's surprising shuffle to streaming woes and a few treasure islands amidst the chaos. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Buffett's Booty Dwindles, Streaming Seas Get Stormy!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:25
2 minutes to read

Chuck Norris reviews the latest Wall Street calls, separating the winners from the ones that couldn't survive a single punch. image

Wall Street's Bold Moves: Chuck Norris Approved Stock Upgrades and Downgrades That Will Make You Roundhouse Kick Your Portfolio into Shape!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:18
2 minutes to read

One-Eyed Leela reports on Bill Ackman's $900 million gamble to turn Howard Hughes into the Berkshire Hathaway of the 21st Century, or at least until the next ice age. image

Holy Guacamole! Ackman's Building a Real Estate Death Star!

Mon 05 May, 2025 11:47
3 minutes to read

Erste Group Bank acquires a significant stake in Santander's Polish unit, shaking up the financial landscape with a multi-billion euro deal and strategic collaborations. image

Elementary, My Dear Watson! Erste Bank Pounces on Santander Polska in €6.8 Billion Gambit!

Mon 05 May, 2025 10:07
2 minutes to read

Tommy Shelby reports on Trump's new 100% tariff on foreign films, a move that smells like trouble and tastes like cheap whiskey. image

Trump Declares War on Foreign Films: 'No Blinder Can Outshine Hollywood!'

Mon 05 May, 2025 09:32
2 minutes to read