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Even childhood friendships can be a ticking time bomb, just like me! Why is it so hard to say goodbye to old pals? Experts say it's like trying to squeeze into super old, totally lame jeans! image

White Lotus Friendship Finale! Are You Ready for Explosions of DRAMA?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 16:00
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Another young life lost in West Texas due to measles, sparking outrage and highlighting the importance of vaccination amid a growing outbreak. Even I, Goku, know you need to power up with protection! image

Measles KAMEHAME-HA! Why Aren't You Getting Vaccinated!?

Sun 06 April, 2025 15:54
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From fiery infernos to potential death, learn how to keep your precious Bitcoin safe in this wild, wacky world. image

Holy Crap Lois, Did Wildfires Just Eat My Bitcoin?! Crypto Storage is Messier Than Meg's Dating Life!

Sun 06 April, 2025 14:24
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White House Economic Advisor Denies Trump's Intentional Market Crash Amidst Social Media Frenzy and Tariff Fallout. image

Trump Crashing the Stock Market on Purpose?! What in the World is Going On Here!

Sun 06 April, 2025 15:46
2 minutes to read

Learn how to cultivate emotional resilience in your children by mastering your own emotions, according to a psychologist with nearly 20 years experience. It's like evolving from a larva to a Hydralisk, but with feelings! image

Emotional Resilience Unleashed! Raise Zerg-Like Kids Who Conquer All!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:00
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Navigating the student loan battlefield with SAVE plan drama, forbearance limbo, and IDR plan options. Agent J is here to keep you from getting neuralyzed by debt! image

Student Loan Debt a Galaxy Far Far Away! Are You Ready to Save the Universe?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:11
3 minutes to read

A Centenarian's Tale: Ralph Young, a World War II veteran, shares his journey of resilience, love, and the power of staying active and faithful. image

Live and Let Live To 100! World War II Veteran Reveals Secrets to Long Life!

Sun 06 April, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read

Despite tariff concerns, analysts predict continued growth in China's tech sector, fueled by homegrown AI and domestic focus. image

Chinese Tech Stocks Defy Tariff Storms! Is AI the Unstoppable Force?

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:14
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The European Union is gearing up to retaliate against President Trump's tariffs, potentially sparking a global trade war that could make your Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans even pricier! image

Trump's Trade War! Is the Muggle World About to Crumble Like a Crumpled Chocolate Frog Card?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:56
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In a week of market turmoil fueled by tariff wars, Berkshire Hathaway stands strong, a beacon of stability amidst the chaos, while Buffett denies market manipulation rumors. image

Buffett's Empire Strikes Back! S&P 500 Trembles!

Sun 06 April, 2025 11:11
2 minutes to read