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President Bukele refuses to return a deported man to the US, sparking a whole lotta 'woo hoo!' and 'd'oh!' moments. image

Donut Forget! El Salvador Says "D'oh!" to Returning Deported Guy!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:18
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Harvard University stands its ground against the Trump administration's demands to dismantle DEI programs and screen international students, risking billions in federal funding. image

Harvard to Trump Administration: Are You F***ing Kidding Me?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:23
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Snoop Dogg breaks down which stocks like Disney and Bank of America are facing a potential 'death cross' pattern, and what it means for your investments, fool! image

Death Cross Alert! Is Your Portfolio 'Bout to Go Up in Smoke?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:08
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A look at how zero-day-to-expiration options are amplifying market volatility, leaving investors on edge. image

Zero-Day Options Causing Market Mayhem! Are Your Investments Safe?

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:04
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A new survey reveals that Trump's tariffs are unlikely to bring manufacturing back to the U.S., potentially leading to higher prices, job losses, and a recession, leaving companies scrambling for lower-tariffed havens. image

Is Trump's Tariff War Dooming Us All! Wonder Woman Investigates!

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:33
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Dr. Evil analyzes Fed Governor Waller's 'transitory' inflation claims and the potential impact of Trump's tariffs, with a healthy dose of evil genius and football analogies. image

Transitory Inflation is Back Baby! Are We Doomed Again!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:13
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President Trump hints at assistance for automakers transitioning production to the U.S., sending stocks soaring but leaving some companies in the dust. image

Trump to the Rescue! Will Car Companies Finally Transform Their Fortunes?

Mon 14 April, 2025 17:47
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Wall Street analysts make their calls on major stocks amid tariff wars and economic uncertainty. Prepare for volatility, mortals! image

Wall Street Titans Clash! Who Will Survive the Tariff Ragnarok?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 16:17
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Deutsche Bank downgrades General Motors amid rising tariff pressures, raising concerns about profitability and future investments, while Tesla gets a thumbs up. image

GM's Heading for a Skid?! Tariffs and Troubles Threaten Motor City!

Mon 14 April, 2025 15:58
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Axe breaks down how to use CNBC's mortgage calculator to determine the true cost of your next real estate conquest, because knowing is half the battle. image

Thinking of Buying a McMansion How Much Will it Really Cost Me!?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:00
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