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Explaining stock market trading halts and circuit breakers amidst rising global trade tensions and plummeting stock prices. image
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Market Mayhem! Are We Headed for Another 1929?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 00:48
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Oil prices plummet as tariff fears grip the market, raising recession alarms. Dom Toretto weighs in on whether family can save the economy. image
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Is Trump Driving Oil Prices Off a Cliff! Recession Incoming?

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 23:02
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Sheldon Cooper dissects Stanley Druckenmiller's stance against high tariffs, explaining why exceeding 10% is, in his expert opinion, quite illogical. image
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Bazinga! Is Stanley Druckenmiller Smarter Than Donald Trump On Tariffs?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 22:46
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Shrek reports on the recent global market losses, highlighting the uneven distribution and potential implications. Get outta my swamp... of money! image
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Somebody Once Told Me The Market Was Down Bad! Is This The End?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 23:58
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump addresses the recent stock market dip, citing trade imbalances with China as the reason for his unwavering tariff plans, leaving everyone wondering if this is intentional...or just a 'blip'. image
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Did Trump Just Accidentally Crash the Stock Market?! Stark Industries Weighs In!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 00:19
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Fred Flinstone reports on the market's recent nosedive, blaming it on Trump's tariffs and offering some (hopefully) solid advice, even if it sounds like Barney's telling it! image
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Yabba Dabba Dooomed? The Market's Gone to Bedrock!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Fred Flintstone analyzes the potential impact of President Trump's tariffs on the stock market, offering a comical yet cautious perspective on whether to buy, sell, or hold. image
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Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't! Will Trump's Tariffs Sink Our Savings?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Commerce Secretary Lutnick confirms the Trump administration's commitment to reciprocal tariffs despite a global stock market sell-off. Looks like someone needs a photon blast of reality! image
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Earth's Mightiest Trade War! Trump's Tariffs Trigger Cosmic Stock Panic!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
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Captain Marvel reports on the Trump administration's unwavering commitment to tariffs despite a significant global stock market decline, raising questions about economic strategy and potential cosmic repercussions. image
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Global Markets MELTDOWN Thanks to Tariffs! Is Trump Channeling Ronan the Accuser?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 21:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Bitcoin takes a nosedive below $79,000 amidst global recession fears triggered by Trump's tariffs, with massive liquidations shaking the crypto world. Hulk not happy! image
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HULK SMASH BITCOIN! Crypto Market CRASHES After Trump Tariffs?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 22:21
  • 1 minutes to read

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