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Blackstone's Jonathan Gray says AI demand remains strong, even with trade tensions and electricity concerns. This is my domain. image

Stay Out of My Territory: AI Boom Still Cookin' Despite Trump's Tariff Troubles

Mon 05 May, 2025 17:42
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Donald Trump is hosting crypto-focused dinners for deep-pocketed donors and meme coin millionaires, potentially raking in millions and causing a stir in the crypto community and political circles. image

Giggity! Trump's Crypto Dinners: A Million Here, a Million There, Soon You're Talking Real Money!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:58
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OpenAI's nonprofit structure will remain in control after pressure from civic leaders and a legal battle with Elon Musk. image

Blast Off! OpenAI Avoids Total Takeover... For Now! Nya, ha, ha!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:25
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President Trump claims gas prices are under $2, but everyone else is paying way more. It's like saying gingers have souls, total BS! image

Respect My Authoritah! Trump Says Gas is Cheap, But Reality Sucks Like Kyle's Mom!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:02
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Decoding Sunoco's massive $9.1 billion acquisition of Parkland, a game-changing move that promises fuel dominance and a greener future, all while keeping an eye on the strategic chessboard. image

Sunoco Fuels Up with Parkland: A Century Worth of Partnerships and Power Plays

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:56
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Cristiano Ronaldo weighs in on the return of student loan collections, warning of potential credit score carnage and offering (slightly) helpful advice. Stay strong! image

Siiii! Student Loan Debt Collectors are Back - and They're Coming for Your Credit Score!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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Despite market jitters and Trump's tariff threats, CrowdStrike scores, consumer health looks fit, and Wells Fargo eyes that asset cap trophy. Time to bend it like Messi! image

GOOOOOOOAL! Market's a Rollercoaster, But We're Still Dribbling Strong!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:12
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Luffy here, your favorite future Pirate King, reporting on some serious money trouble for movies! Seems like some dude named Trump wants to make them cost a whole lot more, and the studios are scared! image

SHISHISHI! Trump's Gonna Make Movies Cost HOW MUCH?! Gear Fourth: Tariff-Man!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:46
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Uncle Sam is calling in those education debts, leaving millions of borrowers in a state of relative… uh… financial panic. Prepare for potential wage garnishments and credit score chaos! image

E=MC-Hammered: Student Loan Collections Back with a Vengeance!

Mon 05 May, 2025 15:53
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Bill Ackman thinks Berkshire Hathaway might actually start sharing its treasure horde after Warren Buffett dips – maybe even with, like, *dividends* and stuff! Get ready for Abel-solute chaos! image

Buffett's Outta Here?! Time to Turn Berkshire into a Giggle Factory!

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:13
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