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Warren Buffett steps aside after 60 years, leaving Greg Abel to navigate Berkshire Hathaway's future amidst market jitters and a mountain of cash. image

Buffett's Out, Abel's In: Berkshire's New Gamble - By Order of the Shelby Company

Mon 05 May, 2025 17:53
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The TeleMessage app, favored by some in the Trump administration, faces a security breach, raising questions about privacy, security, and who's really reading our texts. image

Signal Interference: When Government Secrets and Messaging Apps Collide, Is Privacy Just a Myth?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:56
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A satirical take on Donald Trump's proposal for 100% tariffs on foreign films, viewed through the eyes of yours truly, Novak Djokovic. image

Trump's Hollywood Tariff Tango: Will It Be a Love-Love Situation or a Fault?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:15
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Priyanka Chopra deciphers the recent dip in oil prices, blending Bollywood flair with economic realities and a dash of humor. image

From 'Quantico' to Crude Oil Quandaries: Decoding the Drop with Yours Truly!

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:13
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Palantir's stock defied gravity, soaring with AI tech adoption, leaving even Grogu impressed by its revenue growth and boosted guidance. image

This is the Way to Profits: Palantir's AI Tech Secures Galactic Revenue Boost!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:19
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Ford Motors navigates Trump's tariffs, suspends financial guidance, and I'm just trying to figure out if my next whip will break the bank! image

Ford's Tariff Drama: Is My Next Car Gonna Cost More?!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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Shrek's takin' a look at the day's market shenanigans, from droppin' stocks to oil prices lower than my swamp's water level. Spoiler alert: It's complicated, just like onion layers. image

What in Tarnation is Wall Street Doin'? An Ogre's Guide to the Stock Market Swamp!

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:17
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Tony Stark dissects the Trump administration's new plan to offer $1,000 and travel assistance to undocumented immigrants for 'self-deportation,' questioning its efficiency and ethical implications with a touch of Stark-level humor. image

Iron Man's Take: Trump Admin's 'Self-Deportation' Scheme - Is This Progress or Just Bad Comedy?

Mon 05 May, 2025 18:22
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Katniss Everdeen reports on the chaotic world of Wall Street, where fortunes rise and fall faster than sponsors in the arena. image

May the Profits Be Ever in Your Favor (or Not): A District 12 Look at Today's Market Games

Mon 05 May, 2025 16:32
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Assistant Regional Manager Dwight Schrute analyzes the volatile but promising outlook for Chinese technology stocks, proving that even beet farmers can understand market trends better than those city slickers. image

Bears. Beets. Breakouts! Schrute's Guide to Chinese Tech Domination

Mon 05 May, 2025 17:38
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