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Palantir's CEO Alex Karp drops philosophical bombs and Nixon quotes in his latest shareholder letter, proving that data analytics can be both profitable and profoundly weird. image

Palantir's Karp Channels Nixon, Augustine, and Himself: A Data-Driven Rhapsody

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:18
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So, Rite Aid filed for bankruptcy...*again*. Apparently, even pharmacies can't keep up with Amazon and Walmart. This is my official take, obvi. image

OMG! Rite Aid's Bankrupt Again?! Like, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:22
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Elon Musk weighs in on Hims & Hers' Q1 earnings beat, guidance wobble, and the future of telehealth. Prepare for liftoff... eventually. image

Hims & Hers Q1 Results: To the Moon or Mars? (Spoiler: Still Building the Rocket)

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:47
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An expedition into the recent performance of the S&P 500 reveals surprising resilience, cybersecurity kings, coffee calamities, and pharmaceutical pitfalls. image

A Stock Market Safari: From Tariff Tremors to Tech Triumphs

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:20
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Toy giant Mattel faces economic headwinds from tariffs, forcing price hikes and a retreat from financial targets, but Bear Grylls sees survival lessons in their struggle. image

Barbie's Apocalypse Now: Mattel Battles Tariffs and Economic Wilderness!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:58
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The Commodity Futures Trading Commission retreats from its battle against KalshiEx, leaving the door open for wagers on the fate of kings… err, politicians. Is this a boon for gamblers or a sign of Ragnarok for fair elections? image

Odin's Coin Toss: The CFTC Flips on Election Betting!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:55
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The Social Security Administration is modernizing access to Social Security numbers with a digital option, raising both hopes and concerns about security and accessibility. image

Boy! The Social Security Administration Embraces the Digital Realm: A Ghost's Take

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:57
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Credit Suisse coughs up $511 million for helping rich folks hide billions from Uncle Sam. UBS steps in, hoping to clean up the mess before it sticks to their webs. image

Holy Swiss Cheese! Credit Suisse Gets Tangled in Web of Tax Evasion!

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:05
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Executive order aims to boost domestic drug manufacturing, prepping for potential tariff wars and national security. image

Trump's Pharma Push: Making America's Medicine Great Again (and Richer)

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:49
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Equipment failures and staffing shortages at Newark Airport cause massive delays, raising serious questions about the FAA's management of air traffic control. image

Newark Airport Chaos: Is the FAA Flying by the Seat of Their Pants?

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:43
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