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Despite macroeconomic gloom and tariff troubles, Hugo Boss shares soared after a better-than-expected Q1, proving even Muggles love a good comeback story! image

Hugo Boss Dodges a Dementor: Sales Dip Less Than Expected!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:32
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From movie levies to fashion fees, Trump's tariff announcements have the market—and this pop star—in a tizzy. Get ready for some serious shake ups! image

Trump's Tariff Tantrum: Will My Next Music Video Cost 100% More?

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:30
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Your girl Britney breaks down the DoorDash-Deliveroo deal with a sprinkle of sass, a dash of shade, and a whole lotta 'Oops, I Did It Again' vibes. Is this a toxic relationship or a match made in delivery heaven? Let's find out! image

Oops!...They Did It Again! DoorDash Devours Deliveroo in a British Takeover!

Tue 06 May, 2025 07:06
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Germany's political skies remain unclear as Friedrich Merz falls short in the race for Chancellor, leaving even Superman wondering what's next. image

Friedrich Merz's Kryptonite: A Failed Chancellor Bid! Even I Couldn't Fly Him to Victory!

Tue 06 May, 2025 08:14
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Despite new trade restrictions and tariffs, experts believe Temu and Shein will continue to compete in the US e-commerce market by adapting their business models and supply chains. image

May the Odds Be Ever in Their Favor? Temu and Shein Face Capitol Tariffs!

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:19
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Federal judge rules disputed ballots must remain in North Carolina Supreme Court race count, potentially securing victory for Democrat Allison Riggs and enraging Republicans. Screw you guys, I'm going home! image

AWESOME! Judge Saves Democracy From Republicans Trying to Rig Elections, Respect My Authoritah!

Tue 06 May, 2025 01:17
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Hulk furious as outdated tech and staffing woes ground planes near Newark! Hulk say fix it, or Hulk fix it! image

Puny Airplanes Can't Even Fly Right! Hulk Smash Antiquated Air Traffic Control!

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:03
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Borat reports on Elon Musk's new company town in Texas, where SpaceX employees rule and rockets go boom, very nice! image

Elon Musk Creates New Glorious Town of Starbase, I Like!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:52
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Rick Sanchez breaks down the Trump administration's move to freeze research grants to Harvard, citing concerns over antisemitism, diversity policies, and a lack of conservative faculty. Get your Szechuan sauce ready, folks, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Harvard Gets Schwifty: Trump Admin Freezes Billions in Funding Over 'Academic Excellence,' or Whatever

Tue 06 May, 2025 00:13
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Footwear giant Skechers is acquired by 3G Capital for $63 a share, a move shadowed by trade wars and macroeconomic uncertainty. A deal, or a trap? Hmm... image

Skechers Steps into the Dark Side: 3G Capital Acquisition, A Disturbance in the Force?

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:58
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