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Barbie here, diving deep into Wall Street's latest buzz, from Tesla's China dreams to Sweetgreen's sour notes. Let's see what's hot and what's not! image

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Is Tesla Still Kenough? Barbie Breaks Down the Biggest Stock Moves!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:20
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A grim report on the declining US exports, trade wars, and the potential impact on small businesses and retailers, seen through the weary eyes of a Witcher. image

Medallion's on the Line: Trade Wars and Empty Docks!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:02
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Mr. Burns reviews Ferrari's Q1 profits, warns of Trump's tariff treachery, and plots to acquire the company for a song. Smithers, get me my checkbook and a yacht! image

Excellent!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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Doordash buys SevenRooms for a cool billion, but their profits are kinda 'meh.' Looks like Milhouse could've done better. image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Doordash Dumps Dough on Fancy Restaurant App

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Despite economic turmoil and tariff threats, Hugo Boss sees a stock surge after a better-than-expected Q1, proving even fashion can be a lucrative business, eh? image

Say Hello to My Little Stock Jump: Hugo Boss Defies the Odds, Like a Real Gangster!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:37
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Captain Jack Sparrow navigates the treacherous waters of small business finance, revealing the best credit cards for new ventures and those with less-than-perfect credit, with a touch of pirate wit and wisdom. image

Savvy Business Buccaneers: Captain Jack Sparrow's Guide to Swashbuckling Credit Cards!

Mon 05 May, 2025 17:21
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Friedrich Merz's bid for German Chancellor stumbles faster than a politician trying to outrun a Chuck Norris fact, leaving markets reeling and Germany in a temporary political limbo. image

Friedrich Merz Meets the Roundhouse Kick of Reality: Chuck Norris Weighs In!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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A new survey suggests contractors are optimistic, which could mean good things for Home Depot, despite some tariff-related hiccups. Basically, old houses need fixin'! image

Good News, Everyone! Home Depot's Future Looks Brighter Than Fry's Underpants!

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:24
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BMO Capital Markets believes Shopify's agility makes it uniquely resistant to tariff pressures, predicting significant upside despite trade war uncertainties. The Matrix is real, and so is Shopify's resilience. image

Wake Up, Neo: Shopify's the One to Dodge Tariff Bullets!

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:10
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The Department of Justice wants Google to split its ad business, and honestly, it's more dramatic than choosing a lip kit color. Let's spill the tea! image

OMG! Google's Getting a Makeover? My Take on the Ad Tech Drama!

Tue 06 May, 2025 06:37
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