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Despite exceeding revenue expectations, Palantir's stock took a nosedive. Kerrigan dissects the numbers and Wall Street's volatile reaction with a touch of Zerg wit. image

Palantir's Plunge: Even the Queen of Blades Knows a Zerg Rush When She Sees One!

Tue 06 May, 2025 14:03
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Despite Trump's tariffs aimed at bringing manufacturing back to the US, Mattel isn't budging, diversifying its production while trying to keep toy prices from skyrocketing. Looks like somebody's gonna need a neuralyzer! image

Trump's Toy Tariff Tantrum: Mattel Says 'Not in My Backyard!'

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:22
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James Bond reports on the CNBC Fed Survey, revealing concerns about stagflation, potential rate cuts, and the impact of tariffs on the global economy. image

Stagflation Shaken, Not Stirred: Bond's Take on the Fed's Dilemma

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:06
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That fancy pants hedge fund guy, Paul Tudor Jones, says the stock market is headed for a bigger meltdown than a nuclear power plant after I touch it. Blame tariffs, the Fed, and maybe even... donuts? image

Doh! Billionaire Says Stocks Gonna Crash Harder Than Me on a Scooter!

Tue 06 May, 2025 13:26
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Despite Palantir's positive Q1 results and raised guidance, analysts remain divided, with valuation concerns overshadowing the company's AI potential. Is it time to cash in, or is there still some upside? image

Palantir's Wild Ride: Wall Street's Still Saying "Better Call Saul!" on This AI Stock

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:20
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The Taiwanese dollar's wild ride sparks trade war whispers and central bank mystery, leaving everyone scratching their heads. Fake News! image

Taiwan's Dollar Drama: Is It a Trade Deal or a Central Bank Circus? You Won't Believe What's Happening!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:40
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Wells Fargo thinks Walmart's got a shot at thriving, even if the economy takes a plasma grenade to the face. But I've seen tougher odds. image

Walmart: More Than Meets the Eye? Even the Chief Agrees They Might Just Survive This

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:10
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The U.S. economy is experiencing deflation in some sectors, offering temporary relief to consumers before tariffs and other factors likely reverse the trend. Chaos reigns! image

HAHAHA! The Economy's Gone Mad! Prices Are Dropping! Why So Serious?

Tue 06 May, 2025 10:30
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A dark knight's take on today's financial headlines, where fortunes rise and fall faster than a criminal off a Gotham skyscraper. image

Gotham's Market Watch: Palantir Plummets, Upwork Ascends, and Clorox Cleans Up...Poorly

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:24
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Recent reports indicate a slowdown in spending among Hispanic consumers in North America, impacting sales for major companies like Coca-Cola, Constellation Brands, and Colgate-Palmolive due to economic concerns and immigration policy fears. image

A Great Disturbance in the Force: Hispanic Consumers Retreat, Leaving the Empire's Profits Vulnerable!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:00
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