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Princess Zelda weighs in on the escalating trade tensions between the US and Canada, offering a Hyrulean perspective on the drama. image
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Hyrule's Heroine Reacts: Trump's Trade Tirade Against Canada!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 16:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Professor Farnsworth analyzes Warren Buffett's retirement and investment strategies, filled with castle moats, intrinsic value, and the occasional fool. image
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Good News Everyone! Buffett Retires, Moats, and Foolproof Investments!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 13:05
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst presidential pressure and trade war uncertainties, the Federal Reserve is expected to maintain steady interest rates, impacting consumers and the economy. As I always said, only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. image
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E=MC(No Rate Cut) Squared: The Fed's Inertia in a Trumpian Universe

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 11:00
  • 4 minutes to read
The S&P 500 is bouncing back, and some fancy pants traders are betting on Google (GOOG). Jinx, however, has her own explosive ideas about this 'bullish' trend. image
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S&P 500 Roars Back! Time to Unleash Some Chaos on GOOG, Says Jinx!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 14:09
  • 3 minutes to read
Goku reports on the surprising deflation in some sectors of the US economy, from gasoline to gadgets, but warns these price dips might be as fleeting as a Senzu Bean's effect. image
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Kamehame-HA! Prices are Dropping Faster Than Vegeta's Pride!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 12:51
  • 3 minutes to read
The United Kingdom and India just shook hands on a deal that's gonna make whisky cheaper, cars less pricey, and Trump probably angrier than Stewie when he can't find his time machine. image
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Holy Crap Lois! UK and India Just Had a Trade Baby!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 13:45
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Uber's big move to acquire a major stake in Turkish food delivery service, Trendyol GO, and what it means for the future of eats in Turkey. What's next, a goose driving my car!? image
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Aw, Phooey! Uber Gobbles Up Trendyol GO in Turkey for $700 Million!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 13:24
  • 2 minutes to read
After a nail-biting second vote, Friedrich Merz snagged the German Chancellor gig, and even the stock market took a breather! image
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Friedrich Merz is the New Boss: Germany's Got a New Sheriff in Town!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 14:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Despite the stock market's recovery, options traders remain skeptical. But hey, we've seen worse... right? image
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Derivatives Market is Still 'Angsty' and Why I'm Not Sweating It (Yet)

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 13:23
  • 3 minutes to read
Microsoft unveils next-gen Copilot+ PCs with offline AI, cheaper price tags, and a promise to finally get your digital life in order – whether you asked for it or not. image
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Microsoft's New Copilot+ PCs: Cleaning Your Room in the Digital Age

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 13:00
  • 3 minutes to read

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