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Is the U.S. playing hard to get, or are these trade talks just another episode of 'he said, she said' in the White House? image

Trump's Trade Tango: Deals, Heels, and High Stakes

Tue 06 May, 2025 18:11
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Coterra Energy shifts focus from oil to natural gas amid market volatility, sparking investor jitters and a stock sell-off. But is this a tactical retreat or a sign of deeper troubles in the arena? image

Coterra's Crude Reality: Is the Energy Giant Playing with Fire or Just Banking on Gas?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:23
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Dwight K. Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager (and Volunteer Sheriff's Deputy), dissects the Federal Reserve's upcoming decision, tariff anxieties, and the best investments to survive the economic beet-down. image

Bears. Beets. Bonds! Dwight Schrute's Guide to Navigating the Impending Fed Apocalypse (and Tariffs!)

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:03
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Republican Senator Thom Tillis pulls support for Ed Martin's U.S. Attorney nomination, citing Martin's stance on January 6th defendants, likely crushing his chances. image

Ed Martin's Nomination Goes Up in Smoke: Another Empire Strikes Out

Tue 06 May, 2025 15:52
3 minutes to read

The Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia is getting a new name, becoming the Xfinity Mobile Arena, signaling a shift in Comcast's strategy towards its growing mobile business. Giggity! image

Giggity! Philly's Wells Fargo Center Scores with Xfinity Mobile, Promises More Than Just Wi-Fi!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:00
2 minutes to read

Despite exceeding revenue expectations, Palantir's stock price plummeted due to concerns over future growth and high valuation, leaving investors in a state of mild panic and existential dread. image

Palantir Stock Tanks! Is This the End of Their Reign, or Just a Hiccup?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:11
3 minutes to read

That freakin' Paul Tudor Jones is spoutin' off about how Artificial Intelligence is gonna kill us all. I knew robots were evil! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Saying AI Will Destroy the World!

Tue 06 May, 2025 15:58
2 minutes to read

Goldman Sachs warns that the recent stock market surge following Trump's tariff announcements may not signal the end of market woes, drawing parallels with past bear market rallies. image

Trump's Tariff Taunts: Is This Market Rally Worth Hunting?

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:10
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Ellen Ripley analyzes the volatile stock market, where some companies are thriving while others are facing Xenomorph-level disasters. image

These Companies Are Screaming, And Not In A Good Way: A Ripley Report

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:20
2 minutes to read

The Trump administration restarts student loan collection after a five-year pause, threatening federal benefits and wages of millions. Gandalf weighs in on this concerning turn of events. image

A Shadow Falls: Trump Resumes Student Loan Collection, Gondor Calls for Aid!

Tue 06 May, 2025 16:19
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