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Barbie breaks down how Rivian, despite making electric trucks and SUVs in the USA, is feeling the pinch from global trade tensions, leading to adjusted targets but reaffirmed profit goals. Dream on! image
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Rivian's Road Trip Gets a Little Bumpy: Tariffs and Trucks, Oh My!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 20:07
  • 3 minutes to read
Montgomery Burns weighs in on Jensen Huang's plans for Nvidia in China, and how it will benefit him, er, the American economy! image
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Excellent! Nvidia CEO's AI Scheme to Fleece China…and America!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 19:23
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump throws a curveball, saying the U.S. doesn't need to sign trade deals, leaving everyone scratching their heads like Homer at a Mensa meeting. image
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Eat My Shorts, Trade Deals! Trump Says 'No Deal,' D'oh!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 20:00
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Old man Buffett's finally kicking back, dropping wisdom bombs on who to work with and how to dodge the corporate crap. Duke's here to translate for the rest of us. image
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Warren Buffett's Retiring? Hail to the King, Baby! Duke Nukem's Guide to Getting Rich (Without Selling Out)

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 17:12
  • 3 minutes to read
A key Republican senator withdraws support for Ed Martin's nomination as U.S. attorney for D.C., citing his stance on Jan. 6 defendants, potentially sinking his chances. image
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Ed Martin's Nomination Faces Dragonfire: A Senate Rebellion in the Capital!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 18:15
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A sharp decline in Tesla sales across key European markets raises questions about market dominance and the future of electric vehicle competition. image
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Tesla's European Tumble: Is This the Great Reset for Musk?

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 17:04
  • 2 minutes to read
Amazon's Zoox recalls 270 robotaxis after a Vegas crash, proving even machines need a little whip-cracking guidance. image
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Zoox Robotaxis Go Rogue! Indy's Guide to Self-Driving Mayhem in Vegas

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 18:15
  • 3 minutes to read
With Warren Buffett stepping down, the big question is: who's gonna manage that mountain of moolah? Sounds like a job for a super genius bunny, don't ya think? image
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Ehhh, What's Up, Future Docs? Berkshire's Billions in a Bunny's Burrow!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 17:22
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Comcast unveils 'Versant' as the moniker for its NBCUniversal cable network spinoff, promising versatility and a focus on individual brand growth, but will it solve the mystery of media dominance? image
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Elementary! Comcast Names Spinoff 'Versant' – A Case of Corporate Identity

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 18:13
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Diamondback Energy CEO warns of declining U.S. oil production due to plunging crude prices and Trump's tariffs, threatening America's energy dominance. I always knew there would be a reckoning. image
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Peak Oil? Bloody Right, It's a Tipping Point

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 16:54
  • 3 minutes to read

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