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Despite geopolitical tensions, investors remain bullish on India's growth story, citing strong fundamentals and progress on trade deals. It's like a rhino giving birth to a grapefruit... astounding! image

Alllllrighty Then! India's Market's Got No Bone To Pick With Geopolitics, Investors Say Hakuna Matata!

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:10
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Uber CEO's response to employee backlash over increased in-office requirements and benefit changes raises eyebrows and some very Mr. Bean-esque comparisons. image

Uber Boss Says 'It Is What It Is' – Like Spilling Paint on Your Trousers!

Tue 06 May, 2025 23:00
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UBS upgrades Logitech stock, foreseeing growth fueled by Generation Alpha gamers and strategic sourcing shifts, a future I didn't see coming... mostly because I was too busy fighting robots. image

Logitech's Future is NOT Terminated: UBS Bets on Gaming Gen Alpha

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:16
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Novo Nordisk's Wegovy sales are expected to rebound as the FDA cracks down on compounded alternatives, but competition is fierce, and Tony Montana always fights back! image

Say Hello to My Little Friend, Wegovy! Novo Nordisk Fights Back Against Copycat Drug Pushers

Wed 07 May, 2025 10:03
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Disney's latest earnings, navigating streaming subscriber dips, theme park tides, and the looming quest for a new captain, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Disney's Treasure Map: Streaming Seas and Park Perils!

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:01
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Daenerys Targaryen analyzes the shifting sands of global trade, Trump's fiery pronouncements, and the alliances forming in the aftermath. image

Winter is Coming... to Global Trade? A Dragon Queen's Take on Trump's Trade Wars

Wed 07 May, 2025 06:30
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A glimpse into the shifting tides of global capital as it flees US equities amidst volatility, finding refuge in Europe, Japan, crypto, and high-yield bonds. Prepare for deflationary defenses, my friends. image

Navigating the Great Reset: Capital Flight and the New World Order of Investments

Wed 07 May, 2025 07:17
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Chinese battery giant CATL is planning a Hong Kong IPO, and the discount – or lack thereof – is leaving investors wondering if it's worth the charge. image

Is CATL's Hong Kong IPO a Battery Bargain or Just Another Fling?

Wed 07 May, 2025 04:57
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Novak Djokovic analyzes Seagate's ambitious plan to launch a 100-terabyte hard drive by 2030, questioning the demand, environmental impact, and its place in the AI revolution. image

Seagate's 100TB Hard Drive: Is This the Future, or Just Another Ace Up Their Sleeve?

Wed 07 May, 2025 05:52
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Priyanka Chopra reports on Novo Nordisk's Q1 earnings, Wegovy's slightly disappointing sales, and the rising competition in the weight loss drug market. Plus, a dash of Desi Girl humor! image

Oops! Wegovy Wobbles? PC Takes on Novo Nordisk's Weight Loss Rollercoaster

Wed 07 May, 2025 06:12
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