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Novo Nordisk faces fierce competition in the weight-loss drug market but anticipates a rebound in Wegovy sales as compounded alternatives fade out. image
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Wegovy's Web: Can Novo Nordisk Swing Back from Copycat Chaos?

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:35
  • 3 minutes to read
Danish jewelry giant Pandora warns that potential tariff hikes from the U.S. could lead to significant price increases across the affordable jewelry market, potentially impacting consumers' wallets. image
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Pandora's Box of Trouble: Trump's Tariffs Could Tarnish Your Bling

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 12:02
  • 4 minutes to read
Even with the Fake News economy, mortgage demand is surging, proving we're making America great again! It's HUGE! image
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Mortgage Rates: Down a Little, Demand Up Bigly! Believe Me!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Tech giant Google partners with Elementl Power to explore advanced nuclear reactors for powering data centers, aiming to meet the insatiable energy demands of AI and American innovation. Wake me when we get Fusion. image
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Google Goes Nuclear: Cortana, Hold My Fusion Core!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Banks are keeping interest rates high and monthly fees intact after a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau rule got axed, much to the detriment of consumers. image
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Why So Serious? Banks Laugh All the Way to the Vault After CFPB Rule Bites the Dust!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Bank of America's upgrade of Wynn Resorts hinges on a new casino in the UAE, promising big returns but riddled with uncertainty, raising questions of risk and reward. Time to dust off the Bat-analyzer. image
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Gotham's Gamble: Wynn Resorts Bets Big in the Desert, But Is It a Joker's Trick?

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 11:56
  • 2 minutes to read
Uber reports a mixed Q1, beating earnings expectations but missing revenue targets, while facing FTC scrutiny and pushing forward with autonomous vehicle initiatives. All is proceeding as I have foreseen... mostly. image
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Uber's Earnings: A Disturbance in the Force or Just a Minor Setback?

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 12:11
  • 3 minutes to read
Barbie reports on the exciting news of a brand-new Disney theme park and resort heading to Abu Dhabi, promising a dazzling blend of Disney magic and futuristic innovation! image
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Dreamhouse in the Desert! Disney Park Coming to Abu Dhabi!

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 12:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Albus Dumbledore reports on Amazon's new tactile robot, Vulcan, pondering its implications for the future of work and whether it's truly a game-changer or just a cleverly disguised Niffler. image
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Amazon's Vulcan: A Touch of Magic or Just Another Widget in the Works?

  • Wed 07 May, 2025 07:05
  • 5 minutes to read
Jackie Chan weighs in on SpaceX's FAA approval for increased Starship launches, balancing excitement with environmental concerns and a touch of 'Who Am I?' mystery. image
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Good News! More Rockets, More Action? Jackie Chan's Thoughts on SpaceX's Texas Expansion!

  • Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
  • 2 minutes to read

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