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Judge rules Newsmax made defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems regarding the 2020 election. Lawsuit continues to determine damages. image

Newsmax in Hot Water! Did They Mess with the Election Like Bears Mess with Beets?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 09:33
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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy details a year of explosive growth, powered by a relentless 'Why' culture and a foray into generative AI, sparking a potential empire. image

Amazon's Heisenberg Transformation! From Books to Breaking the AI Barrier!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:15
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Major League Baseball is contemplating a salary cap, potentially leading to a lockout and reshaping the league's financial landscape. Giggity giggity goo! image

Giggity! MLB Salary Cap Showdown Could Leave Fans... Unsatisfied!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:00
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Stewie Griffin analyzes Amazon CEO Andy Jassy's annual shareholder letter, translating corporate jargon into comedic genius. image

Amazon's Master Plan Revealed! Will Jeff Bezos' Successor Lead the World?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:15
2 minutes to read

UBS downgrades General Motors due to rising trade tensions and potential tariff impacts, leading to a lowered price target and an uncertain future for the automaker. image

General Motors is Screwed Bro! Tariffs are Gonna Make Them Cartmanland Unaffordable!

Thu 10 April, 2025 09:45
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Global commodity prices plummet amidst trade war tensions, signaling a potential global recession, much to the amusement of this Yautja. image

Recession Bloodbath! Are Humans Finally Facing Economic Extinction?

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:05
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Global bond yields rebound after a week of market volatility triggered by Trump's tariff policies, leaving investors queasy and uncertain about the future. image

Tricky Tariffs! Is Trump Playing Games with Our Bonds?

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:22
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Danish shipping company Maersk sees shares rise after Trump's tariff pause, but China still in the doghouse. Very nice! image

Is Trump Making Boating Great Again!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:56
2 minutes to read

Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson predicts Bitcoin could skyrocket to $250,000 by next year, fueled by tech giants and geopolitical chaos. Sounds like a Jerry-level fantasy, but let's dissect it. image

Bitcoin to $250k?! Is This Guy Rick Sanchez Drunk Again?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:01
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Cardano founder Charles Hoskinson predicts a massive Bitcoin surge driven by geopolitical tensions, new regulations, and tech giant adoption. image

Bitcoin to SKYROCKET to $250K Thanks to Tech Giants?! Hasta la vista, baby!

Thu 10 April, 2025 07:01
2 minutes to read