Headlines - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 3291 to 3300 of 5471 news articles

Decoding I Bonds with the King: A satirical take on how to tackle inflation with these government savings bonds, blending financial wisdom with a touch of Kohli-esque aggression. image

Virat Kohli's Masterclass on I Bonds: Smashing Inflation for Six!

Wed 07 May, 2025 19:48
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo gives his (humble) take on the latest after-hours trading news, highlighting the winners, the losers, and the downright confusing market moves. It's all about ambition! image

Siiii! Ronaldo Reacts to After-Hours Trading: Some Companies Score, Others... Well, They Try!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:23
2 minutes to read

Even with tariff talk swirling, Carvana's first quarter results are a stunning victory, leaving Wall Street in awe and competitors scrambling like defenders chasing my shadow. image

Carvana Scores a GOAL! Smashing Expectations Like a Messi Free Kick!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:06
3 minutes to read

AppLovin' sails high, beating expectations, selling off its game biz, and eyeing a piece of TikTok's pie! Shishishi! image

Shiver Me Timbers! AppLovin's Treasure Chest Overflowing with Doubloons!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:22
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth analyzes Trump's offer to intervene in the escalating tensions between India and Pakistan, a situation that's been brewing longer than my latest batch of Slurm. image

Good News Everyone! Trump Offers to Meddle in India-Pakistan Spat!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:30
3 minutes to read

Flutter Entertainment, FanDuel's parent company, reports a mixed first quarter, blaming NCAA basketball upsets for disappointing results in the US while raising its global outlook. image

Fluttering Fortunes: Did Lady Luck Bounce the Wrong Way for FanDuel?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:18
3 minutes to read

Old mate Perdue gets shipped off to China just as things get spicy, and Trump's still got his finger glued to the tariff button. Is this diplomacy or just another bang-up mess? image

Trump Sends a Suit to China! (Guess He's Out of Rockets)

Wed 07 May, 2025 21:17
2 minutes to read

Goku reports on the Federal Reserve's cautious approach as they await the outcome of US trade deals, leaving everyone in suspense, just like waiting for a Spirit Bomb to charge! image

Kamehame-WAIT! Fed Holds Steady While Trump and Trade Deals Go Super Saiyan

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:11
2 minutes to read

Chip designer Arm's stock price plummeted after forecasting lower-than-expected revenue, leaving Peter Griffin wondering if this is a good time to buy... or just grab a beer. image

Holy Crap Lois! Arm's Stock Took a Dive! Did Someone Say 'Discount'?

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:46
3 minutes to read

The Trump administration is scrapping a Biden-era AI chip rule, sending Nvidia shares sky-high! What's a duck to make of it all? image

Aw, Phooey! Trump Team Zaps Biden's AI Chip Rule - Nvidia Stock Soars!

Wed 07 May, 2025 22:17
2 minutes to read