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Fear not, Earthrealm investors! EBay's resilience against trade tariffs mirrors Scorpion's own fiery tenacity, making it a surprisingly stable stock pick. image

GET OVER HERE AND INVEST! EBay Survives Trade Wars Like Scorpion Survives Kombat!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:06
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Jackie Chan muses on Amazon's new venture into the pet medication market, wondering if they'll need stunt doubles for those speedy deliveries. image

Amazon Goes Barking Mad: Now Delivering Pet Meds! (And I Thought I Was the Only One Doing Stunts!)

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:40
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Ace Ventura investigates the feud between President Trump and Fed Chairman Jerome Powell, where tariffs, interest rates, and maybe just a little bit of personal animosity are causing a real economic stink! image

Alllllrighty Then! Trump vs. Powell: A Pet Detective's Take on Economic Woes!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:55
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Mr. Bean reports on Bitcoin's surprising surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and a bit of market madness – all while pondering the mysteries of modern money. image

Blimey! Bitcoin Bounces Back Like Teddy After a Tumble!

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
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Sarah Connor dissects the latest trade agreement between the U.S. and the UK, questioning if it's a genuine deal or just another smokescreen in a world hurtling towards economic chaos. image

Trump's Trade Deal: Another Glitch in the Matrix or a Judgment Day for Global Commerce?

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:54
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Sheldon Cooper reports on the reversal of AI chip export restrictions, heralding a new era of American innovation, provided it doesn't involve string theory. image

Bazinga! Trump Administration Zaps Biden's AI Chip Rule Into the Phantom Zone!

Thu 08 May, 2025 14:26
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the swampy job market where finding work is tougher than charming Princess Fiona's parents. Learn how to stand out, even if you're an ogre! image

Ogre-Sized Job Hunt Blues: It Ain't Easy Being Green (and Employed)!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:29
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A new trade agreement between the U.S. and the UK sends Bitcoin soaring, proving even digital currencies can't resist a little global bromance. Pepper, get the champagne! image

Bitcoin Goes to Eleven Thanks to Trump-UK Trade Deal: Iron Man's Market Analysis!

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:45
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Match Group announces layoffs and AI features while battling inflation in the dating app arena, hoping to woo Gen Z and stay alive. image

Match Group Fires Shots, Aims for Bullseye: Can Dating Apps Survive the Arena?

Thu 08 May, 2025 12:35
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Ultra-rich family investment firms reduce overall deal-making, but artificial intelligence startups remain a hot commodity, proving that even the wealthiest appreciate a good beet… I mean, investment. image

Bears. Beets. Billionaires: Family Offices Scale Back Deals, But AI Still Gets the Beet Treatment!

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:00
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