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Daenerys Targaryen reports on the latest market rally, fueled by US-UK trade agreement, while casting a Khaleesi's eye on Bitcoin's fiery resurgence and Cathie Wood's strategic plays. image

Winter is Coming...For Bearish Traders! Stocks Surge as US-UK Forge Trade Alliance

Thu 08 May, 2025 23:49
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China's latest economic stimulus package fails to excite markets amidst trade war anxieties, signaling a need for bolder, more innovative solutions... perhaps a Great Reset? image

China's Stimulus Stumbles: A Global Reset Delayed?

Thu 08 May, 2025 13:23
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Inclement weather dampened Texas Roadhouse's first quarter, but a sizzling March and promising second quarter provide hope for investors. It appears that even bad weather can't keep people away from a good steak. image

Texas Roadhouse Navigates Treacherous Terrain: Weather Woes and Steak Salvation!

Thu 08 May, 2025 23:51
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Superman investigates Palantir's meteoric rise, questioning whether its valuation is as super as its market cap suggests. image

Great Krypton! Palantir Soars Past Salesforce, But Is This Tech Giant Flying Too Close to the Sun?

Thu 08 May, 2025 20:17
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Shareholders went wild for Warren Buffett's signed books at the Berkshire Hathaway meeting, raising over $1.3 million for charity. Even *I* was tempted to bid! image

Warren Buffett's Signed Books? I'd Auction My Jumpman Collection!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:29
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A look at the dramatic downfalls of crypto CEOs like Celsius' Mashinsky, FTX's Bankman-Fried, and Binance's Zhao, proving that in the crypto world, just like in racing, you can't outrun the truth. image

Crypto's Fallen Idols: From Wunderkinds to Prison Cells

Thu 08 May, 2025 21:13
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Affirm navigates the choppy waters of consumer spending with mixed results, leaving investors in a state of quantum uncertainty. Stock prices fluctuate wildly, because that's how the universe works. image

Bazinga! Affirm's Earnings Report: A Schrodinger's Cat of Financial Outcomes

Thu 08 May, 2025 21:29
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Pinterest pins down a successful quarter, proving even in a swampy economy, some things blossom like a beautiful, albeit slightly pixelated, flower. image

Pinterest's Phat Profits! Even an Ogre Can See the Green

Thu 08 May, 2025 21:16
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Donald Trump is reportedly considering Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as the interim U.S. Attorney for D.C. after withdrawing Ed Martin's nomination. Let's get into it! image

Jeanine Pirro for US Attorney? Trump's About to Make Some Moves, Dude!

Thu 08 May, 2025 19:51
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The GENIUS Act, a crypto regulation package, failed to pass the Senate after key Democrats withdrew support, citing concerns over anti-money laundering and national security. Time for Plan B... and maybe a Lamborghini? image

Crypto Bill CRUSHED! Did Someone Say Giveaway to Ease the Pain?

Thu 08 May, 2025 18:59
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