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Donkey reports on how investors can potentially benefit from the recent market downturn by converting traditional IRAs to Roth IRAs, but warns it's not a one-size-fits-all solution and careful consideration is needed. It's like trying to put shoes on a dragon, gotta know what you're doin'! image

Is The Stock Market Crash Making You Wanna Croak?! Here's How To Turn Lemons Into Lemonade, Like Shrek Turns Onions Into...

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:15
4 minutes to read

Wall Street analysts are questioning Microsoft's AI spending and Azure cloud growth, leading to concerns about its future performance and stock value. Bender weighs in with his unique robotic perspective. image

Microsoft Losing Its Shine! Is This the End of the Robot Uprising (or Just Their Stock Price)?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:21
2 minutes to read

A look at the brewing conflict between Harvard University and the Trump administration, potentially costing the university billions and threatening its future. image

Harvard Under Attack! Will the Trump Administration Destroy Education?

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:33
3 minutes to read

Scorpion analyzes Goldman Sachs' call-buying strategy, offering his fiery take on navigating the treacherous earnings season with a healthy dose of vengeance. image

To Hell With Your Portfolio! Scorpion's Guide to Crushing Wall Street (Or Getting Crushed Trying!)

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:07
2 minutes to read

Senator Warren warns of market crash if Trump can fire Fed Chair Powell. Jackie Chan shares his (humorous) take on the situation! image

Will Trump FIRE the Fed Chair?! Even Jackie Chan is Worried!

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:52
3 minutes to read

New Jersey Attorney General slams Discord with a lawsuit alleging they misled parents and kids about safety features. Could this be the next 'Allllllllllrighty Then!' moment for social media? image

Discord in Deep Doo-Doo! Are Your Kids Safe Online?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:24
2 minutes to read

Mr. Bean reports on the possible demise of the IRS' free tax filing program, pondering the implications for his own 'financial affairs' and sharing his unique perspective on government spending. image

Tax Filing Gone Wrong! Is My Free Money Machine Broken?

Thu 17 April, 2025 18:46
3 minutes to read

Donald Trump reportedly considered replacing Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, but was advised against it. Is the future of the economy at stake? image

Trump Wants to Terminate the Fed Chair?! Hasta la Vista, Baby?

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:58
3 minutes to read

Google's facing antitrust heat for ad monopolies while trying to stay on top in the AI game. It's gonna be a bumpy ride! image

Say Hello to the Bad Guy, Google! Monopoly Mess and AI Comin' to Get Ya!

Thu 17 April, 2025 19:55
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Netflix's surprising earnings surge, price hikes, and a strategic shift away from subscriber counts, all while navigating the treacherous waters of the modern stock market. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Netflix Just Found the Treasure! Will They Share the Booty?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read