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My satirical take on the fleeting peace between India and Pakistan, a ceasefire that lasted shorter than a Windows update on dial-up. Was it Trump? Was it Rubio? Or just wishful thinking? image

India-Pakistan Ceasefire: Like Windows 95 - Buggy From the Start!

Sat 10 May, 2025 18:51
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European powers, with Trump's backing, demand a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine, threatening Russia with severe sanctions if ignored. Will peace prevail, or will Valhalla await more warriors? image

Odin's Fury and a Thirty-Day Truce! Will Putin Dance to Europe's Tune or Face Ragnar's Wrath?

Sat 10 May, 2025 17:07
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Google settles with Texas for a staggering $1.4 billion over data privacy violations, proving that even giants can fall before the might of justice (and hefty fines). image

Boy! Google Pays Texas $1.4 Billion: A Ghost's Victory for Privacy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:40
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Barbie explores the buzz around Bitcoin ETFs, offering a fun, slightly satirical take on navigating the crypto world with tips from financial guru Ric Edelman. Because even dolls need to diversify! image

Bitcoin Breaks $100K: Barbie's Guide to Crypto ETFs (Because Adulting is Hard!)

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:00
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Geralt of Rivia deciphers the financial jargon and offers sage advice on navigating the stock market's treacherous landscape, whether you're a seasoned investor or a freshly retired monster hunter. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? A Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Market

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:00
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A rare 1999 platinum Rolex Daytona, shrouded in mystery and dripping with diamonds, is set to fetch millions at auction, proving that time truly is money... especially mine. image

Excellent! Burns's Guide to Extravagance: A Rolex Fit for a Billionaire (Or Me!)

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:00
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Pope Leo XIV vows to tackle AI threats to worker rights, channeling Pope Francis' social justice spirit and throwing back to Leo XIII's worker advocacy. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, AI! New Pope's Got a Plan!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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India and Pakistan agree to a ceasefire after days of intense fighting, with the U.S. claiming involvement that neither country seems to fully acknowledge. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Groovy, Baby! India and Pakistan Call a Truce – Is America Being All That?

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:15
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Elliott Investment Management's activist role at Charles River Laboratories signals strategic shifts, potential value unlocks, and a possible Great Reset in preclinical research. image

Charles River's Metamorphosis: A Great Reset in the Making?

Sat 10 May, 2025 12:49
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A coalition of world leaders, backed by a temperamental Trump, demands a 30-day ceasefire from Putin, threatening massive sanctions if he fails to comply. Will peace prevail, or is this just another trap? image

Putin's Last Crusade? Ukraine Ceasefire Deal Forged Amidst Threats and Bravery

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:25
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