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With economic uncertainties throwing punches, media companies are battling for advertising revenue at the annual Upfronts, proving it's not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. image
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Yo Adrian! Media Giants in a Rumble for Ad Dollars, It Ain't Over Till It's Over!

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 11:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Airlines and the FAA are scrambling to fix Newark Airport after a series of meltdowns, proving that even in the sky, you can't escape the dumpster fire. image
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Newark Airport's On Fire... Literally! (Okay, Not Literally, But Close Enough)

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 15:12
  • 2 minutes to read
Commerce Secretary says 10% tariffs are here to stay, but is it really businesses or YOU who are footing the bill? Let's break it down like a challenge! image
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Tariff-ic News! Are You Paying More for Stuff? MrBeast Investigates!

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 14:27
  • 2 minutes to read
Naruto Uzumaki reports on the latest changes at the Social Security Administration, blending ninja humor with updates on benefits, repayments, and digital cards. Dattebayo! image
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Believe It! Social Security Gets a Makeover: From Rasengans to Retroactive Payments!

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 10:30
  • 3 minutes to read
The new Pope wants world peace, but Jinx thinks it sounds kinda boring. Where are the explosions? image
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Pope Leo XIV Says No More Boom Booms! (But Where's the Fun in That?)

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 10:24
  • 2 minutes to read
A skeptical look at Putin's proposed peace talks with Ukraine in Istanbul, examining his motives and the potential for genuine resolution or further deception. image
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Putin's Olive Branch or Trojan Horse? 007 Investigates Istanbul Peace Talks

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 07:43
  • 3 minutes to read
After days of intense fighting, a fragile ceasefire holds between India and Pakistan, with Trump vowing to intervene. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to figure out how to get more donuts into my face. image
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Mmm, Ceasefire: Trump Promises to Solve Kashmir While I Promise to Finish This Donut!

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 07:30
  • 2 minutes to read
Saudi Aramco's Q1 profits dipped 5% due to lower oil prices and production, leaving me wondering if they need a culinary intervention to spice things up! image
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Aramco's Profits Take a Dive! Is This Oil Giant Turning Into an Idiot Sandwich?

  • Sun 11 May, 2025 07:11
  • 2 minutes to read
A chaotic clash at a New Jersey ICE facility leads to accusations of assault and potential criminal charges against Democratic lawmakers, leaving everyone wondering if this is just another 'bizarre political stunt.' image
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Ministry of Mayhem? Trump Administration Accuses Jersey Lawmakers of ICE-Cold Assault!

  • Sat 10 May, 2025 18:41
  • 3 minutes to read
US and China resume trade talks in Switzerland, hoping to ease tariff tensions, but breakthrough prospects remain dim. A test, this is, of patience and diplomacy. image
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Tariff Wars: A Geneva Hope, Or a Phantom Menace?

  • Sat 10 May, 2025 19:02
  • 2 minutes to read

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