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Chinese battery giant CATL launches a massive Hong Kong IPO, aiming for up to $5.3 billion, while navigating US-China trade tensions and keeping Tony Stark mildly interested. image

CATL's Hong Kong IPO: More Sparks Than a Stark Reactor?

Mon 12 May, 2025 02:27
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Katniss Everdeen reports on a puzzling US stock market, overshadowed by Europe's surprising boom and the Capitol's debt distractions. image

Panem's Market Lessons: Why the Odds Aren't Always in Wall Street's Favor

Sun 11 May, 2025 22:45
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Your favorite pervert reports on the potential end of the US-China trade war, with a twist only Quagmire can deliver. Giggity! image

Giggity! China Trade Deal Promises Relief... And Maybe More!

Sun 11 May, 2025 20:17
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Trade tensions, tariff talks, and twitchy markets—just another week in the galaxy. Ripley breaks down the latest economic turbulence with a healthy dose of cynicism and Xenomorph-level sarcasm. image

Another Day, Another Trade War: Ripley's Report on Market Mayhem!

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:22
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Sources whisper of a luxurious gift from Qatar to Trump: a Boeing 747-8 jet, potentially as a replacement for the delayed Air Force One. Legal scholars sharpen their quills, and Gandalf sharpens his wit. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Trump Might Be Getting a Free Plane!

Sun 11 May, 2025 17:56
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Walgreens is expanding its use of robots to fill prescriptions, aiming to free up pharmacists and cut costs. Hulk not sure if this good or bad for puny humans. image

Hulk Smash Pharmacy Robots! Walgreens Bets Big on Automation!

Sun 11 May, 2025 12:00
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Captain America analyzes the current anxieties surrounding job security and the economy, offering a shield of perspective in these uncertain times. Plus, a word from our sponsor! image

Cap's Corner: Is the Job Market a Red Skull in Disguise? Decoding Workplace Fears!

Sun 11 May, 2025 13:30
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Borat reports on how Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway has become a major player in the US Treasury bill market, holding a huge 5% of all outstanding bills! image

Jagshemash! Warren Buffett is Now Big Shot in America Treasury Bills, Very Nice!

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:44
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Amidst market chaos and tariff tantrums, some corporate big-shots are scooping up shares of companies like Wynn Resorts and Occidental Petroleum. Are they geniuses, or just playing the cosmic stock market game? image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Insiders Are Buying Stocks (And Maybe They Know Something We Don't, Or Maybe They're Just Drunk)

Sun 11 May, 2025 10:45
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Negotiations in Oman aim to curb Iran's nuclear ambitions amid threats and deadlines, as the shadow of potential conflict looms large. image

Hasta la Vista, Baby...To Nuclear Proliferation? US and Iran Play Hide-and-Seek Over Atomic Accord

Sun 11 May, 2025 15:15
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