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Netflix's killer first-quarter results have Wall Street analysts throwing money at the screen, predicting a future so bright, you gotta wear shades. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts Netflix Stock Skyrockets Analysts Go Bonkers!

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:57
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A new report shows that more Americans are falling behind on credit card payments, with delinquency rates hitting a 12-year high! Time to sing the 'I'm Broke' blues! image

Credit Card Debt is Piling Up Like My Waffles! Are You Donkey Broke?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 11:20
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Barclays is feeling cautious about Tesla, lowering its price target. Can Elon Musk save the day or is Tesla doomed to be scrapped? image

Tesla's Stock in the Toilet?! Bender's Take on the Financial Apocalypse!

Mon 21 April, 2025 09:54
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World leaders and dignitaries express their condolences following the passing of Pope Francis, a transformative figure in the Catholic Church. image

Pope Francis Dead At 88! Did He Secretly Possess the Elder Wand?

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:26
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The Catholic world mourns the loss of Pope Francis, a pontiff of firsts, who strived for inclusivity and faced numerous health battles. But did he truly finish his Mortal Kombat!? image

Get Over Here! Pope Francis Passes Away, But Did He Truly Test Your Might!?

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:03
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on U.S. Vice President JD Vance's visit to India, navigating trade talks, family weddings, and the ever-present spectre of tariffs, all with a pirate's wit and wisdom. image

JD Vance's Indian Escapade! A Pirate's Take on Trade Deals and Trump's Tantrums!

Mon 21 April, 2025 07:07
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As the U.S. tightens export controls on Nvidia, Chinese companies like Huawei are stepping up their AI chip game, but can they truly fill the void? image

China's AI Chip Revolution! Can Huawei REALLY Beat Nvidia?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 07:51
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South Korea uncovers a surge in attempts to disguise Chinese products as Korean exports to bypass US tariffs, with a special probe revealing millions in violations and a potential rise in such schemes during Trump's presidency. image

Bloody Hell! Are Chinese Goods Dodging Trump's Tariffs Through South Korea?

Mon 21 April, 2025 04:04
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Yours Truly, Taylor Swift, reporting on El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele's wild proposition to swap Venezuelan deportees for political prisoners. Talk about a 'Love Story' gone international! image

Is Nayib Bukele About to Pull a 'Blank Space' on Maduro?!

Sun 20 April, 2025 22:55
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Britney breaks down the Supreme Court's smackdown of Trump's deportation plans, serving up legal realness with a side of 'Toxic' truth. image

Oops! Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump...Did He Say "Oops! I Did It Again"?

Sun 20 April, 2025 23:02
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