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House Republicans are struggling to pass Trump's tax and spending bill, facing opposition from both moderate and conservative factions. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

Giggity! Trump's 'Mega-Bill' Flops Harder Than I Do On A First Date!

Thu 03 July, 2025 04:02
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Hong Kong's stock market is booming like a Super Mushroom, thanks to Chinese companies flocking in for fundraising! Wahoo! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting Live From Hong Kong's IPO Bonanza!

Thu 03 July, 2025 01:57
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House Republicans grapple with Trump's megabill, facing opposition from both moderates and conservatives, making its passage uncertain. image

Trump's Megabill Faces Peril: Can Speaker Johnson Navigate the House of Horrors?

Thu 03 July, 2025 02:17
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Captain America deciphers Jim Cramer's market insights, blending patriotic wisdom with a dash of skepticism, for the everyday investor. image

Cramer's Crystal Ball: Trade Deals, Weak Dollars, and the American Dream (According to One "Mad" Man)

Wed 02 July, 2025 22:49
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Borat reports on the wild world of Wall Street, where Amazon soars, Apple stumbles, and Vietnam gets the Trump treatment! image

Great Success! Stocks Go Up, Just Like My Enthusiasm for Pamela Anderson!

Thu 03 July, 2025 00:16
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Datadog, that's right, Datadog, is muscling its way into the S&P 500, replacing Juniper Networks. Time to buy some stock, Morty! ...Or maybe not. Let's dissect this corporate garbage. image

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub! Datadog Joins the S&P 500: A Rick Sanchez Analysis

Wed 02 July, 2025 22:41
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Lucid Motors falls short of delivery expectations amid economic headwinds and rising costs – even CR7 feels the pinch! image

Lucid's Delivery Dribble: Is This the End of the Road or Just a Cristiano-Style Comeback in the Making?

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:42
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Lionel Messi tackles the stock market, advising investors to avoid reactionary moves and stick to a pre-determined asset allocation strategy for long-term financial goals. image

Don't Dribble Away Your Dollars: Messi's Guide to Market Stability

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:09
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Luffy here, reporting on this 'tax cut' thingy. Seems like only the rich get the real meat on the bone! Let's see if we can find some hidden treasure in this mess! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tax Cut Treasure: A Pirate King's Take on Taxes!

Wed 02 July, 2025 20:17
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Sean 'Diddy' Combs denied bail after prostitution-related conviction. Judge cites flight risk and potential danger, marking another twist in the hip-hop mogul's legal saga. image

Good News Everyone! Diddy Grounded: Judge Says No Bail for Convicted Prostitution Pimp!

Wed 02 July, 2025 21:46
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