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Rick Sanchez breaks down how Trump's tariffs are hitting RTX and GE Aerospace, potentially making your next interdimensional flight a whole lot pricier. image

Tariffs are Screwing Everything Up Morty! Even Space Travel Is Gonna Cost More Now!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:36
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Gold futures hit record highs as Trump's attacks on the Federal Reserve rattle investors, prompting a surge in safe-haven demand. image

Gold Prices Skyrocket! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:49
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Tennis legend Andre Agassi teams up with pickleball prodigy Anna Leigh Waters for the U.S. Open Pickleball Championships, aiming to grow the sport and maybe, just maybe, relive some glory days. image

Agassi's Trading Tennis Whites for Pickleball Paddles! Can He Go the Distance?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:00
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Bank of America says Sportradar is about to explode thanks to online sports betting and some fancy AI stuff. Get your tendies ready! image

Sportradar Stock to the Moon! Are We All Gonna Be Rich?

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:20
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Chevron CEO Mike Wirth dismisses recession fears despite economic slowdown concerns and the impact of tariffs on oil demand. Will the economy crash? Find out! image

Is a Recession Coming? Chevron CEO Reveals SHOCKING Truth! (I Can't Believe It!)

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:14
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Earnings reports from major companies like Tesla, Google, Microsoft, Apple, and Amazon are expected to be disappointing, potentially triggering market turmoil amidst tariff pressures and Fed concerns. Is this the end of the world, or just another Tuesday? image

Megacap Meltdown Incoming! Are Our Savings Doomed?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 13:13
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Bitcoin's back, dodging market punches like I dodge Sakura's, hitting $90k while stocks take a dirt nap! Plus, some old dude named Trump is yelling at another old dude! image

Believe It! Bitcoin Just Pulled a Rasengan on the Market!

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:01
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Pokimane dives into the IMF's grim forecast for 2025, blaming Trump's tariffs for a potential economic disaster and higher inflation. Will we survive? Let's unpack this mess with some humor and maybe a little existential dread. image

Trump's Tariffs TANKING the Economy?! Is This the End, Simps?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 14:21
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A drop in international tourism due to trade tensions and other factors is threatening Disney's theme park profits, but cruises might save the day! image

Disney in Deep Doo-Doo! Are Trump's Tariffs Turning Mickey Mouse into a Starving Rat?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 10:23
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Donald Duck reports on how Bath & Body Works is dodging tariffs by making most of their stuff right here in the good ol' U.S. of A.! They're smelling like roses, or maybe...marshmallow fireside? image

Bath & Body Works Smells Like Victory! Tariffs? What Tariffs!?

Tue 22 April, 2025 12:00
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