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Jim Cramer advises caution amidst the market's jubilant response to the U.S.-China tariff reduction deal, highlighting the ephemeral nature of rallies and the importance of strategic investing. Like string theory, it's complicated. image

Bazinga! Jim Cramer's Market Musings: A Temporary Reprieve or a Schrödinger's Rally?

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:39
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Healthcare firm KindlyMD merges with Nakamoto Holdings, a bitcoin investment company, and Shrek's here to give you the swamp-eye view. image

What in Tarnation? KindlyMD's Gone Crypto! Shrek's Got Thoughts (and Maybe Some Bitcoin)

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
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Iron Man reports on the bizarre appointment of Trump's former lawyer as the new Librarian of Congress, raising eyebrows and sparking debates about intellectual property and political agendas. image

Trump's Legal Eagle Takes Flight: From Courtroom to Congress Library, Seriously?

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:07
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Katniss Everdeen reports on the U.S.-China trade truce, finding that even a small victory can still lead to a painful game. image

May the Odds Be Ever NOT In Your Favor: Trade Truce a Mirage?

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:14
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Michael Jordan joins NBC's NBA coverage as a special contributor, marking his return to broadcasting since his retirement and fueling 90s nostalgia. Bears eat beets! image

Bears. Beets. Baskets! Michael Jordan Swishes Back to NBC!

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:35
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From drug prices to tech rallies and even a crypto merger, the market's cooking up a storm, but remember, tread lightly! image

Stay Out of My Territory: Stock Market Soars as Tariffs Take a 'Pause'

Mon 12 May, 2025 16:39
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Perplexity AI is reportedly closing in on a $500 million funding round, boosting its valuation to a staggering $14 billion, proving that AI is sexier than Lois in a French maid outfit. image

Giggity! Perplexity AI's Valuation Soars Higher Than My Standards!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:10
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Stewie Griffin dissects a report on technology stocks, their cyclical nature, and why you should probably hide your gold-plated pacifiers... for now. image

The Stock Market's Having a Jolly Good Time...Until It Isn't!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:43
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Cartman breaks down the U.S.-China trade negotiations, exposing how Trump's playing 4D chess and China's about to get schooled. Blame Canada! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Making a Trade Deal! Trump's Master Plan to Own China, Respect My Authoritah!

Mon 12 May, 2025 17:48
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Naruto Uzumaki dishes out advice on keeping your relationship stronger than a Rasengan, inspired by Harvard docs who've been at it for nearly 50 years! image

Believe It! Naruto's Guide to a Love That Lasts Longer Than My Ramen Obsession!

Mon 12 May, 2025 14:05
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