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Chuck Norris tackles the SALT deduction debate, delivering a dose of truth, justice, and roundhouse kicks to the tax code. image

Chuck Norris on House Republicans' SALT Deduction Plan: Taxes So Easy, I Pay Them with a Roundhouse Kick!

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:09
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According to some Earthican economist, the stock market is bouncing back after a tariff scare, but investors are still more pessimistic than a Nibblonian at a vegetarian buffet. image

Good News Everyone! Stock Market Makes a V-Shaped Recovery, But Are We Still Doomed?

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:57
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The Trump administration forms an emergency task force to address telecommunications failures at Newark Airport, causing flight delays and stress for air traffic controllers. image

Wake Up, Newark: The Matrix Has You...Delayed! Telecom Glitches Ground Flights, Demand Answers

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:56
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Duke Nukem gives his take on the stock market, where Apple and Meta are still the kings, but Stanley Black & Decker is just a cheap imitation. image

Apple and Meta: Hail to the Kings, Baby! (But Watch Out for That Stanley Tool)

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:11
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McDonald's announces a massive hiring initiative, cozying up with political figures, while navigating the complexities of labor and public image in an ever-evolving global landscape. image

McDonald's Mega-Hiring Spree: A Golden Opportunity or Just Another Cog in the Machine?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:00
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Google launches the AI Futures Fund, promising investment, access to AI models, and support for promising AI startups, as the tech giants battle for AI supremacy. image

Google's AI Gold Rush: Another Temple of Doom for Startups?

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:04
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The stock market's doing a jig thanks to a trade truce, leaving analysts scratching their heads and muttering about supply, demand, and maybe a carrot or two. image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Wall Street Smashes Records Faster Than I Can Say 'Rabbit Season'!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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A temporary reduction in U.S. tariffs on China sends toy company stocks skyrocketing, offering a brief respite from the anxieties of the trade war. image

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Toy Stocks Soar as Trade War Truce is Declared!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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A peek into the U.S.-China trade deal, wondering if Beijing's tough talk was the real secret sauce. image

From Tariffs to Truce: Did China Just Out-Negotiate Our Louboutins Off?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
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Novak Djokovic weighs in on the surprising surge in U.S. tariff revenue under Trump, offering his signature blend of wit, wisdom, and maybe a little bit of gluten-free analysis. image

Djokovic Reacts: Trump's Tariffs and the Art of the Deal (or, How to Slice Through Red Tape)

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:40
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