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Waymo recalls over 1,200 self-driving vehicles due to collision risks with inanimate objects. I, Sheldon Cooper, provide my expert analysis. image
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Bazinga! Waymo's Autonomous Antics: A Recall of Sheldon-esque Proportions!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 12:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Shrek reports on the latest swamp-sized drama in US drug pricing, with a pinch of ogre-sized skepticism and a whole lot of 'get outta my swamp!' attitude. image
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What the Farquaad?! Trump's Trying to Fix Drug Prices?

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 13:20
  • 3 minutes to read
A deep dive into the Hometown International deli fraud case, featuring prison fights, whiskey habits, and a judge who's had enough of 'esoteric corporate structures'. image
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Deli Disaster: From $100M Scam to Thai Prison Brawls, This Story is Toast!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 13:42
  • 3 minutes to read
A star-studded U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum in Riyadh saw top CEOs waiting for hours, witnessing Trump's praise of Saudi Arabia and a massive $600 billion investment deal. image
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May the Odds Be Ever in Their Favor: Billionaires Stranded at Saudi Investment Forum!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
  • 3 minutes to read
The FAA is cracking down on flight delays at Newark Airport with a stern two-day meeting, threatening flight cuts to restore order and prevent another Schrute family vacation disaster. image
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FAA to Airlines: You Have Officially Lost Your Newark Privileges!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 13:07
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Trump lifts sanctions on Syria after meeting with new leader Ahmed al-Sharaa in Saudi Arabia, seeking peace and stability in the war-torn nation. Is this Mr. Trump's best play yet, or a recipe for disaster? image
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Trump Breaks Bad with Syria: A Deal So Crazy, It Just Might Work!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Quagmire reports on how Centrus Energy is set to explode (not literally, hopefully) thanks to AI's insatiable thirst for nuclear power! image
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Giggity! Uranium Enrichment is the New Black, Baby!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 14:09
  • 3 minutes to read
Silicon Valley's AI giants are racing to release consumer-ready AI services, prioritizing commercialization over rigorous safety testing, raising concerns about potential dangers. image
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The AI Apocalypse is Nigh: Silicon Valley Sacrifices Safety for Profit!

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 11:00
  • 3 minutes to read
That's right, you heard it here first! Podcasts are the new 'cool' thing and even dumber than Butters, and Amazon's trying to cash in. Respect my Authoritah! image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Investing in Podcasts! (And Video Too, Duh!)

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 14:23
  • 2 minutes to read
After a brief tariff war, the U.S. and China agree to a temporary truce, raising questions about long-term economic stability and self-sufficiency. image
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U.S. and China Trade Truce: 'If It Bleeds, We Can Trade!'

  • Wed 14 May, 2025 13:17
  • 2 minutes to read

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