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Uber unveils route sharing, prepaid passes, and autonomous vehicle plans, but is it a step forward or just another distraction from the real problems? image

Gotham Commuters, Beware: Uber's New Schemes Are Here

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:08
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Darth Vader analyzes Donald Trump's social media posts on oil prices, revealing his preferred price range and the potential impact on the U.S. shale industry. image

Trump's Twittering Oil Tirades: A Dark Lord's Diagnosis

Wed 14 May, 2025 16:02
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Boeing and GE Aerospace clinch a whopping $96 billion deal with Qatar Airways, potentially rescuing Boeing from its recent financial turbulence. Will this deal help Boeing become the ultimate Dreamhouse in the sky, or is it just another accessory? image

Boeing Soars to New Heights! Is this Airplane deal Totally Fly?

Wed 14 May, 2025 16:17
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the House Republicans' tax break proposals, a saga of capped deductions, political squabbles, and potential windfalls for the wealthy, leaving this Witcher wondering if a silver sword can solve fiscal policy. image

Taxes and Tribulations: Geralt of Rivia Reports on the Latest Gold-Grubbing Schemes in the Human Realm

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:24
3 minutes to read

Warner Bros. Discovery, in a move that can only be described as 'excellent,' is restoring the HBO Max name after a brief, regrettable dalliance with 'Max,' signaling a return to quality over quantity... something the masses clearly can't appreciate. image

Excellent! HBO Max Reverts to HBO Max: A Victory for Quality, Not the Common Man!

Wed 14 May, 2025 15:33
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Disney's Dana Walden unveils a masterclass in media synergy, blending linear TV's loyal audiences with the boundless realms of streaming, all while I, Klaus Schwab, see echoes of the Great Reset in its adaptability. image

Disney's Streaming Kingdom: A Synergistic Symphony of Linear and Digital Domination (and My Global Vision)

Tue 13 May, 2025 22:46
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The fintech company Chime is heading to the Nasdaq, but is it the Ark of the Covenant or just fool's gold? An intrepid investigation by yours truly. image

Chime's IPO Gamble: Fortune and Glory, or Just Another Trap?

Tue 13 May, 2025 22:26
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That's right, folks! The stock brokerage platform eToro is finally doing the IPO hula, aiming to see if the market's ready for some digital carrots. Are investors gonna take the bait? Let's dig in! image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? eToro's Hopping Onto the Stock Market!

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:04
2 minutes to read

A curious case of Microsoft shedding 6,000 employees despite robust profits and AI triumphs, leaving even this consulting detective intrigued. image

The Microsoft Enigma: A Deduction in Red (mond)

Tue 13 May, 2025 20:03
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Google is testing an AI Mode button right on its search page, ditching 'I'm Feeling Lucky,' in a bid to catch up with ChatGPT. Seems they're finally starting to listen to the echoes. image

Google's New AI Mode: Are They Feeling Lucky or Desperate?

Tue 13 May, 2025 21:09
2 minutes to read