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Elon Musk's recent political endeavors have caused Tesla stock to tumble, leading to a public spat with a bullish analyst and calls for board intervention. I, Tommy Shelby, dissect this mess. image

Musk Tells Analyst to "Shut Up" After Tesla Stock Plummets: Peaky Blinders Style

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:04
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President Trump's latest tariff announcements on copper and pharmaceuticals have sent markets spinning, leaving me wondering: Is this economic policy, or just another episode of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'? image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Is Copper the New Manolos?

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:25
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A recent Harvard study reveals that embracing a plant-based diet in middle age can significantly improve health and longevity. Perhaps I should force Brian to eat more lettuce. image

Eat Your Greens, You Bloated Gas Bags! Harvard Says Plants are the Key to Not Kicking the Bucket!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:00
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Trump's tax cuts are gonna screw over poor people, but pharmaceutical companies might not feel it THAT much. Plus, AI startups are swimming in cash. Sweet! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Cutting Medicaid and Getting Rich!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:41
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The Amazon Prime Visa is offering a limited-time $250 gift card bonus during Prime Day. Is it worth adding to your arsenal, or are there better trophies to claim? Let's find out. image

Amazon Prime Visa: $250 Gift Card? Let's Hunt Some Deals, Yautja Style!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:56
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Black Americans are increasingly finding solace and opportunity abroad, citing reduced discrimination, improved work-life balance, and a greater sense of belonging. image

Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But Some Are Finding a Better Life Abroad: Black Americans Seek Oasis Overseas

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:43
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Zelda's take on whether the US budget deficit is as scary as a horde of Bokoblins, featuring insights from investor Steve Eisman. image

The Triforce of Debt: Are We Really Doomed?

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:50
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Mario here, giving you the lowdown on Wells Fargo's stock picks for Q3 2025! We're talking potential jumps, possible flops, and maybe even a hidden star! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Predicting Stocks? Mamma Mia!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:20
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Lara Croft reports on Amazon's Prime Day extravaganza, where Jim Cramer hails Amazon as the ultimate inflation fighter, offering deals reminiscent of pre-Covid times, while Wall Street remains skeptical. image

Amazon's Prime Day: Jim Cramer Says It's Like Raiding a Lost Tomb of Discounts!

Tue 08 July, 2025 15:54
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Fred Flinstone reports on how a new tax on college endowments might make tuition higher than a brontosaurus burger! image

Yabba Dabba Dough! New College Tax Hikes Got Me Sayin' Yikes!

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:52
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