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President Trump's plan to reclassify federal employees sparks concerns over job security and mass layoffs, raising eyebrows and hackles among governance experts and union leaders alike. image

Trump's Got a Wabbit Habit! Mass Layoffs Loom Over Federal Workers! What's Up Doc!?

Fri 18 April, 2025 21:38
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Donald Trump announces changes to civil service rules, aiming to align career government employees with presidential policy priorities, promising to run the government like a business. image

Trump's New Rules! Is He Trying to Run America Like a Bloody Betting Shop?

Fri 18 April, 2025 20:10
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A federal judge halts mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, citing potential violation of court orders by the Trump administration and Elon Musk's associates. image

This is Outrageous! Trump and Musk's Power Play at CFPB Sparks Fury!

Fri 18 April, 2025 16:49
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Kylie Jenner weighs in on Volvo's decision to lay off hundreds of workers due to tariff-related market uncertainty, pondering the impact on her luxury car dreams. image

Volvo Layoffs! Is Trump's Trade War Ruining My Next Car?

Fri 18 April, 2025 17:36
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A look into President Trump's escalating attacks on Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, raising concerns about the Fed's independence and potential market instability. Honestly, sometimes I think politicians are just looking for trouble, and they are definitely NOT doing their homework! image

Has Trump Finally Gone Round the Bend?! Is Powell About to Face the Cruciatus Curse of Termination?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 18:03
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Shrek reports on the U.S.'s surprising peace proposals for Russia and Ukraine, involving frozen conflict, sanctions relief for Russia, and a whole lot of 'what are you doing in my swamp' moments. image

What In Tarnation! US Proposes a Donkey-Brained Peace Plan for Ukraine?

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:31
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White House economic advisor suggests Trump is still considering firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell, causing a stir in economic and legal circles. Sounds like a job for Iron Man! image

Trump to Fire Fed Chair Powell?! Oh, I've Got an Arc Reactor for This!

Fri 18 April, 2025 15:39
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Federal regulators approve Capital One's $35.3 billion acquisition of Discover, potentially reshaping the credit card landscape. image

Capital One and Discover Joining Forces?! Is This the End of Credit Card Hunger Games?

Fri 18 April, 2025 16:11
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Despite rising costs, a college degree typically offers a solid return on investment, but major choice and graduation time play key roles. Giggity Giggity Goo! image

College Still Worth It Giggety! Or Is It?

Fri 18 April, 2025 13:00
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Nintendo announces the preorder date for the Switch 2, citing tariff-related delays and slight price adjustments for accessories. Prepare yourselves, you insipid twits! image

Nintendo Switch 2 Preorder Date REVEALED! Trump to Blame?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 14:24
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