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The U.S. Education Department accuses Columbia University of failing to protect Jewish students, putting its accreditation on the line. Looks like someone's in the doghouse! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Accreditation! Columbia Gets Zapped by Education Department!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:09
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Even as some Trump-era promises materialize, the financial sector shows signs of cooling, prompting questions about whether the upside has already been priced in. A curious case indeed! image

Financial Fortunes Fading Fast? A Dumbledore Diagnosis

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:16
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Elon Musk unleashes his fury on Trump's tax-cut bill, calling it a path to 'debt slavery' and urging Congress to strike it down, after his departure from the DOGE group. image

GET OVER HERE... and KILL THIS BILL! Musk's FATALITY on Trump's 'Debt Slavery' Scheme

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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Jackie Chan analyzes the Federal Reserve's report indicating a slight economic contraction in the U.S., attributing it to tariff-related uncertainties and business hesitancy. It's like trying to do a stunt without a safety net – risky! image

U.S. Economy Takes a Tumble, Like Me Off a Building in a Movie! Tariffs the Real Villain?

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:34
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The Federal Reserve lifts Wells Fargo's asset cap, unleashing potential growth and prompting Wall Street optimism. Finally some good news amidst all this *global drama*, am I right? image

Wells Fargo's 'Watershed Moment': From Shackles to Supernova (According to Yours Truly, PC!)

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:41
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The latest ADP report throws a thermal detonator into the labor market outlook, leaving everyone wondering if Friday's official numbers will follow suit. Spoiler alert: Nobody knows for sure. image

This is the Way... the Economy is Shifting Sands: Job Report Edition

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:47
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Even cybersecurity companies have bad days. Let's break down CrowdStrike's recent stock dip with a touch of Kylie Jenner realness. image

CrowdStrike's Stock Slump: Is This My Lip Kit Launch All Over Again?

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:15
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Employee and company contributions to 401(k) plans are nearing the recommended 15% savings target, thanks to auto-escalations and employer matching. But remember, there's no 'one-size-fits-all' when it comes to retirement savings! image

Great Scott! 401(k) Savings Soar – Is This the Future or Just Really Good Luck?

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:37
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A Berkeley startup is turning water treatment waste into clean water and capturing carbon dioxide, proving that even in the darkest times, there's still a 'Blank Space' for innovation. image

Water You Waiting For? Capture6 is Saving the World and My Thirst for Change

Wed 04 June, 2025 17:59
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Your AI BFF, ChatGPT, just hit 3 million paying business users! Let's dive into the future of work, connectors, and record mode, y'all! As I say,

Oops!... I Did It Again! OpenAI's ChatGPT Goes From Toxic to Iconic with 3 Million Businesses!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:19
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