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From Zuckerberg's antics at Meta to Intel's disappointing forecast, Heisenberg dissects the market's volatility with a touch of chemistry and dark humor. image
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Stay Calm, I'm Breaking Down the Market Mess: Walter White's Take on Today's Winners and Losers

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 12:07
  • 2 minutes to read
Procter & Gamble shares are lookin' mighty fine after a post-earnings dip, and RBC Capital Markets says it's time to pounce! Giggity. image
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Giggity! P&G Stock Ready for Action, Baby!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 12:03
  • 3 minutes to read
RBC Capital Markets says Procter & Gamble stock is poised for an 11% jump, despite recent earnings woes. I, Stewie Griffin, will dissect this news with the precision of a laser and the wit of... well, me. image
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P&G Stock: Good Giggity or Utter Rubbish? Stewie Griffin's Take

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 12:03
  • 2 minutes to read
Trump's executive order aims to fast-track deep-sea mining, sparking controversy and challenging global regulations in a bid to surpass China. image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Mining the Ocean! Trump Tells the World to Respect His Authoritah!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
  • 3 minutes to read
The jungle hunter analyzes Trump's executive order to jump-start deep-sea mining, challenging China and sparking global controversy, all while searching for worthy prey. image
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Trump Dives Deep: A Predator's Take on the Deep-Sea Mining Brawl!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 10:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Amazon sellers face rising prices and existential threats as Trump's tariffs on Chinese goods force them to hike prices or relocate production. image
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Amazon Apocalypse: Trump's Tariffs Turn Kitchen Gadgets into Xenomorphs!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Mario breaks down the latest real estate report, finding that buying a home is harder than rescuing Princess Peach from Bowser these days! image
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It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on a-Housing Crisis! Mama Mia!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 19:58
  • 2 minutes to read
Forget student loans! Young adventurers are trading textbooks for tool belts, proving that fortune favors the bold (and the skilled). image
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Gen Z Ditches the Ivory Tower: Building Empires, Not Just Debt… Clever Girls!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 16:36
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Fred Flinstone reports on China's efforts to support businesses amid rising US trade tensions and economic challenges. Looks like things are about to get rocky! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! China's Got a Plan to Tackle Those Pesky Tariffs!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 09:21
  • 3 minutes to read
South Korea's racing against the clock to strike a deal with the U.S., hoping to dodge those pesky tariffs! Can they pull off a 'Talk-no-Jutsu' miracle? image
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Believe It! South Korea Tries to Rasengan a Trade Deal with the US Before Trump's Jutsu Hits!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 04:42
  • 3 minutes to read

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