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That chap George Santos, a proper naughty one, is in a spot of bother for fibbing and fiddling with money. Sounds like a Tuesday, eh? image

Mr. Bean Reports: Politician Caught with His Pants Down! (Not Literally... Probably)

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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Disgraced ex-Congressman George Santos faces sentencing for his extensive fraud and deceit, leaving many to wonder if he truly grasped the gravity of his digital misdeeds. image

Hasta La Vista, Santos: Fraudster's Fate Sealed in Court

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:07
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Tony Montana breaks down why Bank of America is telling investors to play it cool with stocks, load up on gold and bonds, and maybe skip that Miami vacation for a trip to Madrid instead. image

Say Hello to My Little Short Position: Why This Ain't No Time to Be a 'Sucker' in the Stock Market

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:15
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Captain Jack Sparrow analyzes Bank of America's warning against US stock rallies amidst trade tensions, offering a pirate's perspective on market volatility and alternative investments. image

Savvy Investing, Why is the Rum Always Gone? Captain Jack's Take on Tumultuous Markets

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:15
3 minutes to read

Google's parent company, Alphabet, punches through economic uncertainty with strong growth, proving it can roundhouse kick its way to success, even against AI competitors and looming trade wars. image

Alphabet Defies AI Rivals and Trade Wars: Chuck Norris Approves!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
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Despite trade war threats and AI competition, Alphabet's ad and search businesses are booming like a Planet Express delivery of Slurm. image

Good News, Everyone! Alphabet's Stock Jumps Higher Than Fry's Debt!

Fri 25 April, 2025 13:45
2 minutes to read

Duke Nukem reports on Trump's denial of market influence on tariff delays, because nobody tells the Duke what to do! image

Trump to Bond Market: Hail to the King, Baby!

Fri 25 April, 2025 14:27
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MJ breaks down Alphabet's impressive Q1 performance, analyst reactions, and why Google's still got game despite the AI competition. image

Alphabet Soars Like I Used To: Google's Q1 Earnings Dunk on Expectations!

Fri 25 April, 2025 10:40
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U.S. Republicans plan a massive defense spending boost, including Trump's 'Golden Dome' missile defense, shipbuilding, and more, all while cutting taxes and adding to the national debt. image

Family, Firearms, and Fiscal Fury: Republicans Drop $150 Billion Defense Bomb

Fri 25 April, 2025 11:15
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Sheldon Cooper reports on T. Rowe Price's success with actively managed ETFs, highlighting their strategies and performance in a volatile market, because, well, I had nothing better to do. image

Bazinga! T. Rowe Price Thrives Amidst Market Mayhem: An Actively Managed ETF Extravaganza!

Fri 25 April, 2025 11:00
4 minutes to read