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California's DMV is proposing new rules for self-driving cars and trucks, making sure they don't pull a 'Road House' on our streets. Get ready for robotaxis and driverless trucks, but hopefully not a 'Freakin' Sweet' accident! image

Giggity Giggity! California's Gone Wild with Self-Driving Car Rules!

Fri 25 April, 2025 18:05
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Donald Duck reports on how tariffs are quacking up consumer spending, with folks either rushing to buy cars or holding onto their clams like Scrooge McDuck. image

Aw, Phooey! Tariff Troubles Got Me Counting My Feathers!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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Citizens JMP sees SoFi Technologies as a long-term earnings grower with significant upside, while Rambo sharpens his blade and prepares to invest. image

SoFi: From Underdog to Alpha Wolf - Wall Street Sleeps, Rambo Sees Opportunity!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:14
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A new report reveals that proposed tariffs on pharmaceutical imports could skyrocket drug prices in the U.S., impacting consumers and the nation's global competitiveness. image

By Zeus! Trump's Tariff Threat: A Pill Too Bitter for America to Swallow!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:23
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Ex-Congressman George Santos, the master of fibs, gets sentenced to over seven years for fraud. It's almost enough to make me, Doctor Evil, shed a single, perfectly sinister tear of joy. Almost. image

Seven Years! Muahahaha! George Santos Gets a Time Out!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:14
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Bank of America analysts report that GE Aerospace is uniquely positioned to navigate tariff concerns, showcasing resilience and strategic foresight in a volatile market. image

GE Aerospace: More Than Meets the Eye! Tariff-Proof Autobots of the Stock Market!

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:36
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The U.S. Department of Education is restarting involuntary collections on student loans, potentially impacting millions of borrowers. This article explores the details, potential impacts, and ways to mitigate the consequences. Live long and prosper... or at least, avoid garnishment. image

Highly Illogical: Student Loan Collections Resume, Resistance is Futile (Maybe)

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:56
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Online scammers use 'wrong number' tactics, boosted by AI, to steal personal information. Learn to protect yourself, you must. image

Beware the Dark Side of Texts: AI Scams Rise, Young Padawans!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:18
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Bill Gates humorously reviews Meta and Booz Allen Hamilton's 'Space Llama' project, exploring its potential to aid astronauts, reduce reliance on Earth, and even uncover extraterrestrial life. image

Space Llama: My Take on Meta's AI Helping Astronauts (and Maybe Finding Aliens!)

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:21
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Bill Gates weighs in on Meta's Llama AI assisting astronauts in space, potentially mitigating the impact of recent NASA budget cuts. image

Space Llama: My Two Cents on Meta and Booz Allen's AI Leap for Astronauts (and Maybe Saving NASA from Musk's Budget Cuts?)

Fri 25 April, 2025 15:21
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