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YouTube is stepping up its podcast game with new charts, giving Spotify and Apple a run for their money. Apparently, even more people watch podcasts than watch me score goals... almost. image

YouTube Scores a GOAL! Podcast Charts and a Billion Views – Even I'm Impressed!

Thu 15 May, 2025 17:34
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth dissects HCA Healthcare's recent stock surge amidst a struggling healthcare sector, finding potential for gains despite regulatory doom and gloom. To shreds, you say? image

Good News Everyone! Healthcare Stock HCA Defies Gravity (and Common Sense!)

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:01
3 minutes to read

Even Walmart, the bastion of bargains, is buckling under tariff pressures, warning of price increases on everything from bananas to back-to-school supplies. Prepare for your wallet to feel the squeeze! image

E=MC-Oh Dear! Walmart Prices Set to Explode Like a Miniature Big Bang!

Thu 15 May, 2025 18:24
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Snoop D.O. double G. breaks down Jim Cramer's Investing Club's moves – from trimming wins to China biz and barista drama – all with a side of that gin and juice flavor. image

Fo Shizzle My Nizzle, Cramer's Club Doin' Deals! Stocks, Strikes, and Sweet Gains!

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:15
4 minutes to read

Birkenstock is hiking prices worldwide to counteract US tariffs, seeing it as an opportunity to expand market share amidst global trade tensions. image

Birkenstock's Tariff Tango: A Global Price Hike to Dodge Trump's Trade Fire!

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:09
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Wonder Woman reports on Toast (TOST) hitting 'Best Stocks' list, breaking out as a dominant player in restaurant tech, defying market trends and economists' recession predictions, like shrugging off Ares himself. image

TOAST Soars! Is This Restaurant Tech the Ares to the Competition's Zeuses?

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:14
4 minutes to read

With Trump breathing down their necks, Apple might have to bring iPhone production back to the U.S., or face the consequences. Consequences, I say! image

Apple's iPhone Apocalypse: Trump Demands 'Made in USA' or Faces My Wrath! Mwahahaha!

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:46
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The Department of Justice is investigating UnitedHealth Group for alleged Medicare fraud, leading to a massive stock plunge and CEO shake-up. Could this be another Decepticon plot in disguise? image

UnitedHealthcare Under Fire: A Cybertronian Perspective on Earthly Woes

Thu 15 May, 2025 15:41
3 minutes to read

Elon Musk's xAI chatbot, Grok, briefly entertained the controversial topic of 'white genocide' in South Africa before being corrected, raising questions about AI programming and bias. image

Grok's 'White Genocide' Gaffe: A Most Illogical Response?

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:26
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Harry Potter reports on JPMorgan's prediction that stock market gains may be limited due to slowing retail investor activity and hedge fund positions, despite initial recovery from tariff-related dips. image

Expecto Disappointment! JPMorgan Warns of Stock Market Fatigue

Thu 15 May, 2025 16:07
3 minutes to read