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While tech titans tumble, Palantir dances with the devil (and Uncle Sam), making a killing off chaos and government contracts. Is it genius or just... good business? image
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Palantir's Laughing All the Way to the Bank: A Joke in a Recession?

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 17:58
  • 3 minutes to read
The Trump administration drops a lawsuit against National Collegiate Student Loan Trusts, leaving harmed borrowers in the lurch, a move that smells like Two-Face's brand of justice. image
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Trump Admin Bails on Student Loan Victims: Gotham's Fiscal Injustice Echoes

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 18:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Since the return of President Trump, the stock market has seen dramatic shifts, with some stocks plummeting while others defy gravity. I find their lack of faith disturbing. image
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The Emperor's New Clothes: Trump's Market Swings and the Rebellion of Stocks

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
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Google's CEO gets a ??????? upgrade, and Barbie's got the scoop – with a sprinkle of glitter and a dash of sarcasm! image
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Sundar Pichai's Security Costs More Than My Dreamhouse: A Barbie Breakdown

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 18:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia, monster hunter and occasional market analyst, dissects why Charter Communications (CHTR) might be a worthwhile gamble, even when the market feels like a griffin's nest. image
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Toss a Coin to Your Broker? Charter Communications Stock Shows Promising Signs!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 18:09
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A Senate report alleges Elon Musk used his influence with the Trump administration to potentially avoid over $2 billion in liabilities. Smithers, release the hounds... on these accusations! image
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Excellent! Musk's Masterful Maneuver: Avoiding Billions, Benefiting Bigly!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 17:39
  • 2 minutes to read
According to Apollo Global Management, Trump's tariffs could lead to shortages and a recession by summer 2025. Ay, caramba! image
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Eat My Shorts, Economy! Trump Tariffs to Empty Store Shelves, Predicts Recession!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
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A financial report reveals a widening gap in consumer spending, with the wealthy living it up while the working class tightens their belts. Is this the beginning of a shagalicious recession, or can we still turn this around? image
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Groovy or Grim? A Tale of Two Economies, Baby! Yeah!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 16:42
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Captain Jack Sparrow deciphers Microsoft's report on how landlubbers are using AI to avoid human contact at work, for better or worse. Savvy? image
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Savvy? Why Aye! Captain Jack's Take on AI Stealing Yer Workplace Booty!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 14:57
  • 2 minutes to read
Chuck Norris weighs in on resume red flags, career longevity, and why short job stints might be a bad sign, unless you can roundhouse kick your way out of it. image
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Chuck Norris on Resumes: Short Stints Don't Scare Me, But They Should Scare You!

  • Mon 28 April, 2025 15:30
  • 3 minutes to read

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